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Wow You need it so badly..
You ever have a friend, family member, coworker, or just an associate who's uptight or just grouchy? Like being around them is such a buzz kill. We all know that one person who you just say to urself or to a friend "man he/she really needs to get laid."
I know a sexy ass latina that REALLY really needs to get laid..she's 22 and is a workaholic, uptight, and dead serious ALL the time. She spends her time all day on her laptop watching anime, reading manga, and posting random shit on forums. As a friend i've kinda hinted at why she doesnt interact with someone of the opposite sex. Her excuse? "Because no guy is worth changing my schedule over and besides i'm just way too busy for a relationship right now." Like naruto or that damn laptop is fucking going anywhere.
Me ,being the righteous gentleman that i am, Want to lay her. Why? Not for be but more for her. Seriously..it's not healthy to go through life so tense. That's how ppl get illnesses and constant migrains from anything stress related.
Wish me luck :)
Maybe she has her reasons that are none of your business, maybe she's secretly gay, maybe she enjoys working hard trying to build a future and become independent before having fun. maybe she's a victim of rape or incest or maybe she's a closet nympho and just doesn't want everyone to know. And then maybe she just doesn't like you and wants to go on with her life. There's a lot of maybe's but the bottom line is you start showing unwanted attention be it for a noble reason or not could be seen as sexual harassment and could get you fired and keep others from hiring you. But my big thing is. Why do guys always think if a girl is quiet and withdrawn or just a bitch its because they need a good fuck? I'm a guy and I stopped the age-old deal of if a girl needing some dick if she was bitchy at 18. I think it's called growing up. I'm now in my 60's and have seen about all there is to see due to previous professions and being involved in swinging in the 70's. And other life experiences and have learned if a woman isn't the way you want her to be. Forget about it and move the fuck on.
If you aren't married/dating, then you should ask her out.
"I'm too busy" is just an excuse. The truth is she's terrified of being in a relationship or even just having a little fun. Deep down she knows this but lies to herself and puts up that serious, uptight attitude to scare away any potential suitors. She'll try to scare you away too but if you're persistent she may eventually agree to go out with you. She'll open up very slowly because she's afraid at any moment you're going to hurt her but once she warms up to you and feels she can trust you it will unleash a torrent of repressed sexual desire. She's gonna wreck you.
Or maybe she will go to human resources and get you fired. Move on with your life and let her do the same. The workplace no days is not the place to show what could be seen as unwanted attention to a fellow worker.
I can see it now... "Man sexed to death by girlfriend" Probably one of the best ways i'd wanna die..