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So I am a 17 year old male and there is this hot english teacher that I wanted to have sex with since freshmen year. She has the perfect ass and tits but she hates me. What do I do?
You are going to have to take your time with this one. First you have to change how she thinks of you. This means behaving and helping out in class. Show interest in what she's teaching. Offer to help her with things. But whatever you do, don't try to put the make on her. Let her come around to liking you first. Then you can take the next step. Secretly find out where she lives and what she does in her spare time. Then you can "Accidently" run into her away from the school. You have to be careful with this not to get caught. You don't want her to think you're stocking her. Again see if there's anything you can help her with. Carry groceries etc. Again don't try to put the make on her yet. It's going to take some time. You have to get her to like you first, then trust you second. That's no easy task. Eventually you might be able to "accidently" touch her hand some time. Say your sorry like it was a mistake. See her reaction. Helping with her groceries is good because it might get you in her house. This way you can be alone with her. Try to talk adult conversations with her. Give her your opinion on things in current events. Example: "Did you hear the government is changing the tax rules" or something like that. Do your research so she takes you seriously. Eventually you'll be on her good side and you might have a shot.
Give her a romantic card with some flowers. Write in the card something like, "I am extremely attracted to you. I understand you may not think I am your type however I am willing to give a you a considerable amount of money if you would be willing to spend a little bit of time alone with me".
That should be enough for her to understand what you are getting at without getting hit with a response as pleasant as a large dead fish slapped to your face.
Wait until you're 18 otherwise you'll get her in trouble.
I assume you mean she thinks you're a bad student. In that case you need to get her to ignore that. Just start being really nice to her and doing things to get her attention. Maybe stay after class just to talk to her. And of course, slip in a few flirty remarks. Good luck, friend.