I like to put stuff in my ass but im not gay

I'm married and when the wife's away I put on some crotchless panties, fishnets, some spike heels,
Then I get my anal dildos and start with the smallest dildo in my ass as I enjoy the pleasure of my ass feeling sexual pleasure as I get my ass to stretch little by little as I work the next size up my ass and then I get my suction cup anal dildo which I have not yet been able to get it all up in my ass.
It's a 12 inch really thick and I just fiuck my ass enjoying every inch I have got in my ass as I slowly try to get a little bit more every time,
The feeling I get is hard to describe how great it feels,
So far I have been able to satisfy my ass with around 6 or 7 inches as I am wanting to get all 12 inches in my ass

Try the microwave.

And the stove, send us a picture.