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I masturbate in front of the window and the women in the house next door watch and video tape me.
I masturbate in front of the window and the women in the house next door watch and video tape me.
Obviously to show friends as a comedy, dickhead
Awesome! Good for you, sir! ;)
Hey dude! I think I saw your video on some porn site the other night, it was under "masturbation". Damn this bitch been making money off your dumb jacking off ass...
Go over in nothing but a fur coat with a bottle of wine and at least an eighth of cocaine. I'd do it under the influence of ketamine too.
How long have you been doing this? You're such a dumbass they are videotaping you so they have evidence to show your parents or the authorities.
She probably filmed you as evidence, now she's gonna report you as a flasher(indecent exposure) damn, you must be a young dumb as...
They can’t do anything if your inside your home. Well at least in my state they cant. You can literally stand in the window butt naked and jacking off and nothing can be done.