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Pot noodle sex
Was in from work and couldnt be bothered to cook , so opted for a bombay bad boy flavoured pot noodle , kettle boiled i poured the water over the noodles and left them to soften , well i ended up falling asleep and when i woke the noodles were cold , but for some strange reason the sight of them made my penis erect and before i knew it i had cold spicy pot noodle all over my hard cock and started to masturbate i even shove a small handfull of them up my ass hole , i eventualy reached an earth shattering climax and ejaculated in to the noodles then i ate them and pulled the rest from my ass and ate them too. i now feel utterly disgusted by my actions but since this has happened i have tried it again and love it
Why are all the comments on this dated "ten years ago" if this story has only just been posted?
Because it has just been re posted. I guess no one is submitting new content, so naughtyposts is recycling.
WTF Bombay bad boy flavour ? you fucking depraved pervert .Stick with beef and tomatoe.
Omg god reading this had made my pussy soaking wet my panties are drenched !!!!!!. Im gonna go in the kitchen and see what food i can stuff into my cunt im thinking maybe prawns or cheese
I wonder if your dripping wet pussy will feel like warm pot noodles when I fuck it, hard.
You perverted noodle fucker , why dont you cum on a slice of thick white crusty bread and smear it all over your ass then eat it ?
Amazing. i'm into that too.
LOL.... More Power To You Dude! Whatever Turns You On... Go For It.
What a complete steaming pile of shit.
You are one sick fuck!