I ate cookies

Cum on them, then eat them! Come back and confess that!

So get fat and don't give a shit about it. That's the most liberating thing you can do.

Go workout.

Lesbian cookies taste delicious!

Only when eaten by chihuahua lesbians.

Get some self control.

Omg i love cookies.... i should have been the cookie monster... did u hear how hes no longer the cookie monster now hes the veggie monster.. thats just gay... anyways introduce ur mouth to ur finger.. lets face it nobody loves to fuck fat people.... mmmm..cookies