I’m a filthy man

I (24m) licked my toilet seat after my wife’s friends have used it. Last weekend my wife had 2 of her friends over to drink and hang out while I made them all dinner and made the drinks and pretty much served my wife and her friends for the night. My wife (24f) is around 5’4” and thick (big ass, big thighs, big tits, a little belly chub) with red curly hair, her friend Bella is also 24 is very pale same build as my wife with blonde hair, then her second friend Sarah (20f) is skinny, around 5’7” and has straight black hair also pale and kinda goth.

They were talking and drinking a lot then I served dinner I cooked them all burgers and fries. I kinda just kept feeding them drinks for a few hours.

The whole night the three of them were in and out of the bathrooms which had been thoroughly cleaned earlier that day. Well I finally had to piss and I went into our bathroom and it smelt like piss and and shit lol. I lifted the lid and the seat was covered in piss and there were a few streaks of shit in the bowl. The last one in there was Bella so I figured she was the one that got it all over. I’ve had so many fantasies about her and have jacked off to pics of her for a while now so. I don’t know what took over me but I got on my knees and licked the seat. I licked up all the piss from the seat and paid extra attention to where her pussy could have touched them I stuck my head in the bowl and licked the shit stains off. My cock was so fucking hard haha. I tucked it in my waistband then went back out to the living room. After about another hour my wife and Bella passed out on the couch so it was now just Sarah and I. I have also jacked off to her but we were just chatting and drinking. Then she got up abruptly and ran to the bathroom. I ran in there when I heard her heaving to make sure she was okay, she threw up all over the toilet seat, floor, and herself. When I got in there I held her hair back and told her it would be okay then she pissed herself like a lot. I was wearing socks and it soaked through my socks. So hot. She was apologizing profusely and I told her it was okay and I’d clean it all up. I got her some of my wife’s clothes let her change and told her just to leave her clothes in there and I’d get them. She then passed out on the couch so now I was the only one up. I went into the bathroom locked the door and just lost myself tbh I scooped some of the puke up and jacked off with it then sucked on her panties, they smelt like dirty pussy and piss and I loved it. I ate some of her puke too like a disgusting weirdo then I used her panties to jack off my puke covered cock came in them. After about 30 seconds of pure bliss and drunken pleasure I sobered up real quickly. I took a shower immediately then threw her clothes in the wash. After that I cleaned the bathroom and took my wife to bed and I will never tell any of them how truly gross I am.

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