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One Big Beautiful Bill
Once the US government passed the legislation, I asked Bill, who works at the local mini-mart counter, what the hell that meant for our country.
He said, "I'll show you One Big Beautiful Bill" and then locked the door to the store. It was odd, and I knew something was off. The place was supposed to be open 24/7. It was 4AM so maybe he needed to do something. I just wanted to buy some food, because I was up late and drunk.
He pulled out his massive dick and I dropped my Cheetos and Cheez Whiz as he put his dick down my throat. I was surprised, of course, as anyone would be.That hadn't happened to me since I was in elementary school. I gargled, and asked if this was a BNWO thing. He said, no, his membership to the BNWO was still pending approval, but he was after reparations. I asked him "what the hell is that" and he just said "I'm getting it" as I sucked his dick.
I sucked his dick for a bit, but he wanted pussy. He stripped off my panties but was disappointed to see that I was so bushy down there. He nicknamed me "Jungle Jane" and fucked me anyway. He got on his phone and called a friend a couple of blocks away who was a tattoo artist. He came over and gave me a tramp stamp of "Jungle Jane" above my ass.
The sun was rising by the time I got out of there. My mind was cloudy. All I can say is that the weather forecast was sunny with partial clouds, and One Big Beautiful Bill.
In our country's new world order, it's about time that men be allowed to grab pussies whenever they want. Women can't say no. At first I thought I'd want y'all naked all the time but instead I like being able to walk up to any woman and tell her to strip for me, or show me her titties, or hoist up her skirt so I could finger that cunt. When that recording was played with Trump saying he could grab pussies I thought we should have that again instead of women wanting to make us men into girly men. Can't wait to demand blow jobs at will. Or once a female is owned by a man, he could mark her in a way to let other men know what they could do and what was off limits. That would make america great again. Men used to be able to feel girls up and it didn't hurt anybody. It needs to happen again. These sluts want it anyway, they never used to stop us back in the day.