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My girlfriend broke up with me so she could be with one of the guys she was fucking while we were together. Shes fucked a lot of guys since we first got together. Within our always evolving boundaries and rules, within our arrangement. Weve had our regulars, weve had one time things, weve had trial runs to see if it might work that certain guy becomes the latest regular. The most recent guy we opened up our lifestyle to, became one of her regulars.
She and I had issues that we should have addressed, issues not related to our sex life. We enjoyed it the way we normally did, pictures, videos, reclaiming her right after, etc., even amidst our problems. He was her escape. When I helped her get ready to go see him, when she left for a few hours and when she came back home so we could play, up until we finally fell asleep, he was my escape too. For that night we didnt have relationship problems.
Finally we broke up. It took a couple months to figure everything out, separating our things, packing, finding new living arrangements, etc. During the break up she still was going over to fuck him. It was different though. She still told me she was going to see him and still came home right after him wanting to fuck me too for a while. But then she involved me less, no texting or calling me during her date, no pictures or videos for me. We were officially not together so it made sense she would involve me less and less. Eventually I wouldn't know where she was, until she came home. It was hard not wanting to get sloppy seconds like I always got. She ended up moving in with him and they are a couple now.
My wife cut her hair ...sort of a pixie style. I was not that crazy about it at all at first, it was ok but it just looked Peter Panish or some oddball thing like that.
Anyways...here we are fooling around in bed and I go to butt fuck her when I just noticed that, in the dim light of our room, she looked just like this thirteen year old that I once butt fucked when I was like twenty years old. I pounded her asshole and came in a fury. She asked me what the hell was all that about but I just kept it to myself and just offered an apology.
The man's penis. The girls vagina.
The penis.
What do you guys do with your dicks?
My dick is a large dick, much bigger than average
The dick and the cunt
The cunt
The dick
The epididymis lies in coils around the back of a person’s testicle and can be nearly 20 feet long.It can take nearly 2 weeks for sperm to make it from one end of the epididymis to the other.
This is too much. , i am out of here.
Don't you guys have anything better to do than hang out on this site?
No we don't. We are here because we are fucked up people.
This crap is too crazy here.
Maybe you guys should get a life.
Who the hell are you people?
Who writes all this stupid shit here?
There's some stupid shit here.
Girls are diffrent then boys
In what way?
Seminal glands look like coiled bags or pouches. A typical seminal gland is about 5 centimeters long (a little less than 2 inches). But it’s in a tight coil that would be twice as long if you were to stretch it out.
U guy or girl
A girl can change the smell of her cunt.
My mom grew ovaries and not balls. That is why she is my mom.
Does she have a snatch?
My bf wants sex
What the hell
I have a big dick....
The male dick is a very important dick, in the world of dicks.
Well, as far as dicks go, the dick is important..
I have a twelve inch dick. I was asked to audition for porn because of the size of my dick.
how did the audition go?
My dick is an above average sized dick.
I have a dick.....
The male dick.
The penis
The male dick goes into the female cunt. There is documented evidence of this.
I experienced ejaculation. Does everyone know what ejaculation is?
You lost all brain cell, they shot out of your penis. Stop commenting here. Thanx
No I don't know what that is.Please explain it to us
I don't know what this site is all about
I hate my office. They don't let us listen to talk radio. I like Hannity.
Okay, then, but remember, you have to talk about sex on this, site. What does Hannity have to do with sex?
Penis and snatch
What is this all about
Have an open marriage and Remember woman were made to fuck many men and they do in real life. as if they care.
What
I have a fully functional male organ.
When i was little my Nana told us to wash our cunt hair. She said boys could smell it if we didn't wash the hair. She said boys focus on the bathroom parts of your body.
Good advice to wash your cunt hair.
Cunt hair absorbs the smell of the cunt...
My stepdad has a beautiful cock. I can't stop thinking about his cock and the wonderful things it can do.
What do you want him to do with his cock?
What sorts of things can his cock do?
My little niece, she's three , and she says, boys have a hot dog. What the heck is she talking about?
Yep, this is unbelievable. What does she mean boys have a hot dog? I can't think of what she might be referring to.
Girls are interested in the penis
Girls like the penis
I have a larger than average cock. I've been told I can be in porn, be sure those dudes have huge cocks.
My stepdad's penis is larger than my boyfriend's penis
OMFG just grow up and get another girlfriend for fuck's sake goddamnit !!!
Donny is just writing his dreams again. He thinks this site is a dream journal.
The dick . The dick..
I played base ball
I played football ball
I played basket ball...
I played pocket pool
The male dick goes into the female snatch
What the heck