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I'm a 24 yr old guy. Average in most every way even cock size. I was invited to a party at a friend/ co-workers place. Most of the others there were in their 20s like me but with spouses or BF/GF.
My friends older sister was there too. 36 divorced with 1 kid. Not bad looking at all. Your regular milf. The ex husband had the kid that weekend, so she was by herself and we got paired up for games and such.
By the end of the evening she was too drunk to drive and my friend asked me if I could give her a ride home. I did and we ended up in her bed.
She was a great fuck. She directed me to positions I never did before. I cum in her while fucking her doggy style. She grabbed her phone and was typing something. I asked her what she was doing and she said, "Oh nothing." Then she got up and went to the bathroom.
I got her phone that was still unlocked and looked at what she typed.
She texted to her ex: "Hey you asshole TLYK I got some dick just fucked Troys friend from work. bet u didn't get any FU."
What the fuck? Are all divorced women that fucked up? Now I'm afraid that some pissed off asshole will show up where I work and fucking shoot me or some shit. I don't think I can tell my friend about this either. "Oh BTW I fucked your sister and now her ex is after me." probably will not go over well.
One good bang and now I'm fucked.
A lot of divorced women in their 30s-40s hook up with younger guys to fuck. Some of my divorced friends are like that. My theory is that they are trying to feel young again and recapture their party prime. In your case, she also liked rubbing it in to her ex. That was shitty.
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You speak the truth. I'm 24 and work as a bartender at a club in Miami. I'm done with the fucking crazy girls my age!
The real fun is with the older MILFs in town alone for work.
They're away from their boring home life and want is assurance they've still got it and I'm the guy to give them all the attention they need. The best part, it's a one time thing and they go back home. It's what they want and I'm fine with that.
At least her kid didn’t catch you
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The previous two responders were spot on. You have nothing to worry about. That is probably the umpteenth time she's sent a drunken text to her ex after she just fucked some guy. And from her bitterness, it's obvious he dumped her. And, like another guy wrote, he probably dumped her for some a woman ten years her junior who's even hotter.
And he offered excellent advice. Just drop by her place with a bottle of wine, since she like to get drunk, flatter her, and she'll fuck you whenever you want.
I pretty sure you have no worries.
She's divorced & the way she's acting, I bet he was out cheating while she was at home being a good wife & taking care of the kid.
I'm betting he's got a younger woman and could care less who she's fucking.
Keep in mind, the only reason they communicate is because they have a kid together and swap visits. If one starts acting too crazy, a judge can rule full custody and no visits for the other.
She's probably flattered she can get a younger stud. Enjoy the MILF pussy while you can. If you want more just keep telling her 'Your ex husband is a stupid SOB for letting a sexy woman like you get away.'
I agree with the comment below, you only have to worry about hubby if she's still married.
Nah not all divorcees are like that - you just got unlucky, ran into someone hot someone looking for revenge sex. I think it's wild you think an ex-husband has so much claim on this woman that he's gonna literally murder you, like you're having an affair here. Just talk to your friend and ask what this ex is like and how to drop this drama. And your friend should start warning people hitting on the sister that she's only seducing men so she can get back at/with an ex.