I'm faking being gay because I really love cows

I'm not IN love with cows, I just really love the megafauna puppies. Ever hugged one? It's fucking marvellous.

I met this guy at a bar, he owns cows like 40 mins away and do practically gushed about wanting to go see and be around them. Told him I'd bring the weed if he let us hang with them in the grass and he agreed.

When night came, I was about to let him know I should head off but he cut me off and kissed me. I'm not gay, I'm straight and really not into guys. But I kinda lied and told him I'll see him on date 2 because I got paranoid he would gatekeep his cows.

It's now been 3 weeks and I'm trying so hard to avoid shit. He caught me in a kiss 2 more times which is a bit creepy in how he does that. I'm scared he'll want sex and it's fucked I'd probably need a second to think about it.

By Anonymous May 19

Strange CONFESSION

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