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My load attracted ants
I jerked one out, wiped up with a couple of tissues, and tossed the tissue on the floor and took a nap. About an hour later, I went to take a piss and noticed that there were a million ants crawling on the tissue that was loaded with my jizz.
I've had ant issues in the house before, but never have they swarmed a tissue filled with jizz. Is there something in jizz that attracts them?
Mine attracts sketchy women
Glucose, ants love sugar. So do i! Cum is so good, especially from a clean healthy man that eats a lot of fruit.
Jazz is loaded with sugar, ants love sugar. My aunt loves it too, that's why she sucks me off whenever my uncle is not at home, and swallers every drop.