Never expected my wife to ask

My wife asked me to tell her something I've never told her before and she wanted it to be juicy. So I said, "You go first." She said, "I asked first." I said, "I just want to gauge what you think is juicy before I tell you mine." She said, "Ok, but if I tell you mine, you can't get mad." I said, "Ok." She said, "Promise?" I said, "Yes, babe. I promise." She said, "I've had sex with my boss." Now, she's been at her current job for a pretty long time. I said, "Before you and I got together?" She said, "Yes and no." I said, "Explain." She said, "We have had sex before I met you, but we still have sex." I said, "Interesting. How often?" She said, "Nothing big. Two or three times a month." That was a big shocking because that's sometimes more than she and I have sex. I said, "So, last week when we had sex and you were really wet..." She said, "I had literally come home from his house. You got sloppy seconds." I said, "I told you I tasted cum!"
She said, "Ok, your turn." I said, "Remember, you can't get mad." She said, "Ok." I said, "I've had sex with the neighbor at our old place." She said, "Morgan? How did you pull that off? I hardly ever see her without her husband." I said, "Not morgan. The other neighbor. She said, "I don't think I've met them." I said, "His name is Jim." She said, "Oh wow! You had sex with a guy?" I said, "More than once." She said, "Were you the top?" I said, "Well, we only had actual anal like 3 times but I wasn't the top." She said, "What a naughty boy! I take it you liked it?" I said, "Yeah or else I wouldn't have done it more than once." She said, "Three times isn't bad. I've definitely had a lot more sex with Brad." I said, "Well, that was just the times we did anal." She said, "What do you mean?" I said, "There's the times that all we did was oral." She said, "Did he suck you or you suck him?" I said, "Both." She said, "How many times?" I said, "A lot." She said, "How many times?" I said, "Like once a week or so for like 6 years." She said, "Jesus. That's a lot of dick sucking. So the million dollar question. Do you spit or swallow?" I said, "I'm no spitter."

By Anonymous Apr 26

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