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Mardi Gras Blow Job
This past Mardi Gras, I was in New Orleans with my brother who lives down there. I had bought this really cool purple, green, and gold court jester hat to wear for the festivities. While we were stumbling around drunk as shit, a couple of really cute girls and two guys approached us. One of the girls said she wanted my hat and would give me a kiss if I gave it to her. I told her I’d gladly take the kiss, but she wasn’t getting my hat unless she blew me. She went back to the group to discuss, then came back to me and agreed. We went into an alley and she squatted down while I dropped my pants and fed her in my cock. She sucked me and sucked me good while everyone watched from the street. When I shot my load, I almost fell over I was so weak in the knees. When she finished, she stood up, wiped the corners of her mouth with her fingers, and said “thanks!”, then swiped the hat off my head and ran off with her friends. I’m sure we will all be telling that story for decades to come.
Apr 24
On bourbon... She was a dude.
Did her boyfriend kiss her when she got to him? I like to kiss my wife right after she has sucked a stranger off.
No idea