I got propositioned by a cop

I was alone for Easter. I had to work Easter Friday so couldn't find the value in hopping the 10 hours to family if I'm not getting the whole break so stayed home. I caught my dealer on the phone just before he disappeared for the weekend and organised a delivery.

Work was fucked, so got home and kissed the door frame and then my dog. Dealer shot a text at the gate, being fucking lazy, I just buzzed him in to meet him at the door. He pulled up in a park, we hugged it out being bros since high school, and we traded and he sped off. I chucked on some fucking amazing porn on the 75 inch, stripped naked and played in the clouds.

I had been edging for 5-6 hours, just feeling in the fucking zone when there's a knock at my door. I fuck it with covering, someone fucks with my door at midnight, they get what they get you know? I open the door a little and then get pushed back and a cop steps in. He's hovering on his weapon when I say "what the fuck?"

He tells me the neighbours saw the drop off, complained they were in hos space and tyre screech left marks. Cop glances around, sees the glass pipe, the now less than a gram of crystal, the green goblins, and the shards of LSD. It all wasn't hidden, just stacked neatly and available. "Fuck"

Cop laughs, walks over and fondles my gram. Checks out the pipe and walks back over to me. He says it's within the 2gram allowance, if I cooperate. I tell him that I will, what does he need. The dealer? Nope, he lights the pipe and blows it into my face and cups my balls. Tells me to get on my back on the table and brace myself. I'm straight, I've anal played but I'm fucking straight.

Would you do it?

Call the cops bluff?

Would a case hold up if I was taken to court?

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