Mom used to be a detective
Mom used to be a detective
When me and dad would pick her up from work often her shirt was ripped
When mom first became a detective she wore black pants
Then she wore short skirts to work
When me and dad would pick mom up from work her makeup would be messed up and she was tired
Mom worked a lot of late nights
One night she said something hard came up that she had to get on top of
She said she had to ride a guy to get a confession but she didn't explain what she meant
I guess it meant she had to be strict with him
And Mom said many suspects had BBC
I didn't know what that means either
But she said many times these guys needed her to help them get relief
Mom being a good detective I am sure she helped them
I guess detective is family word for prostitute.
Maybe the most BS story ever on here.