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In my 20s and 30s I hardly ever had to work to get pussy. There were so many times I ended up banging some chick by the end of the day that I never in a million years had any idea I ever would have when I woke up that day. The opportunities for pussy just seemed to fall out of the sky right into my lap, sometimes literally. I’m not going to say that I fucked hundreds of chicks while I was in my 20s and 30s, but I had my fair share for a shy dude with absolutely no game:
Michelle
Fucked at the end of a BBQ while we were attending together when while making out, she got naked and rode my cock. First girl I blew my load into, but far from the last.
Anna
Fucked her during a walk on the beach on our first date.
Jenny
Fucked her at the end of a party thrown at my house for coworkers, which she was one of them.
Jenny 2
Fucked her on our first date at her apartment after she made us dinner.
Some chick whose name I don’t remember Fucked her on Christmas Eve when I went to pay her a quick visit hello.
Belinda
Fucked her while talking after work when she started getting undressed before her shower while I was still in her apartment.
Kate
Fucked her that night after spending all day consoling her over her boyfriend leaving her.
Bar chick
Fucked her after she took me home from the bar.
Hannah
Fucked her on my living room sofa when she surprised me with an afternoon visit.
Teacher I worked with
Fucked her in her living room before her husband got home.
Heather
Fucked her when stopping by her place before leaving town.
Candace.
Fucked her on morning following our first date when she text me to come to her house.
Meredith
Fucked her on afternoon of our first date, in fact our first date turned into us just fucking.
Michelle
Fucked her a week after she moved into a house across the street one night after putting her kids to bed.
Patricia
Fucked her on our first date but we knew one another from high school.
Shannon
Fucked her when only supposed to be fooling around.
Tiffany
Fucked her when she invited me to dinner at her house one night after work.
Online dating chick
Fucked her when we stopped by my apartment for drinks after our one and only dinner date
Dinner party chick
Fucked her in apartment parking lot after a dinner party we were both invited to, never having met before.
Lori
Fucked her after my nephew’s wedding reception.
You're either lying, or you're following the 2 rules of seducing people:
1. Be attractive.
2. Don't be ugly.
Either way, I hate you. Good post.
Ha! I remember that from SNL. Back when it was good. Sadly, I’m not lying and it ruined me for being able to cultivate relationships. I’ve been married for 12 years and it’s been a hot mess.
Unbelievable