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Being sexually frustrated can lead to strange behavior
My wife and I have not had sex in over a year. And even before that, it was about once a year on average and not even that intense. I’ve had affairs with three women, but that can lead to disaster. So these days, I prefer just to jerk off, fantasizing about fucking one of my wife’s friends or some chick I fucked years earlier. A couple of years ago when feeling extremely horny and alone in the house, I took a zucchini from the fridge, got completely naked and fucked myself up the ass with it. It both hurt and felt strangely amazing at the same time. I wanted to jerk off while it was up my ass, but I wasn’t hard. I pulled the zucchini out and examined it for a few seconds, astounded that something that big was just up my ass, about 8 inches long and 6 inches around, then I slid it back in. I got up and walked around the house with this thing inside of me, but it was quite difficult to walk, so I squatted down, and ravaged my asshole with it some more, plunging it as deep into me as I could go without losing it up there. I thought about doing it again since then but I don’t want to wear my ass out. I’m not sure if a guy can have an anal orgasm from using a toy up the ass, but I’d like to experience one if that’s even a thing.
Mar 25
Same boat here with my 52 y/o chubby wife. All I wanna do is lick her pussy, but it’s always a no. I really need to find a regular bud to suck each other off from time to time. No drama, no disease, no bullshit. Just a couple guys giving each other what we need.
Yes but use a safe sex toy, much safer than a vegetable, what if you snap that thing off up there. Toys with large bases, trust me its embarassing to go to the ER with something stuck up there. I used a butt plug with a flexable and not so large base. When I came my ass clamped against the toy and slurped it right inside. Our medic was a friend of mine so no way was i going to the doc. I lubed my hand with my cum and forced my ass open, eventually reached in there and pulled it out. Make sure you're safe, it can get out of control fast. And yes I came again while retrieving the plug!
Good advice! On my way home from work yesterday I stopped by a sex shop I’ve seen on a billboard along the interstate. I bought a life like 8 inch dildo that looks like a thick, veiny cock. It has balls and a suction cup on the end. This is my wife’s weekend to work nights, so once she left for the evening, I got in bed with my new toy and destroyed my asshole with it. I even slept with it inside of me. I woke up in the middle of the night and ravaged myself again. She’s at home now sleeping and I’m in the garage fucking myself with it suction cupped to the floor. I think I’m already addicted.
It the same old story, Except I have no interest is a guy sucking my cock or sucking another guy's cock.
I have a divorced coworker that is 2 years younger than me, and I help her around her house. I'm 65, she is 63.
I helped her straighten out her basement/ garage, put in storage, worktables and refurbish furniture, as we have gone out driving picking up for free stuff, then reselling it. while I'm doing that she works in her garden.
she has asked for back rubs which I have readily given her. It is so nice for human contact that my wife doesn't want.
Well I was redoing this table I Had this sheet of plywood that I made in a very fancy massage table.
When Sharon saw it, asked is that what I think it is, well if you think it a massage table then your right. Hop up and you'll find out.
It's been almost 6 months now and I am massaging her in the nude and give her happy endings, but that's as far as it goes
My wife has lost all interest in sex and we are in our 60s. I have a couple of friends that come over and like the one comment said we suck each other off enjoy a cigar and a coffee or beer and we’re and we’re done. Yes I have come from having my ass hammered and not touching my cock. It’s an amazing feeling. Don’t be shy. Give men a try. You’ll be surprised how good it is. Try and stick to a couple of regulars so you don’t have to worry about disease.
My wife is no longer interested in sex. Many other guys in same situation. We suck each other, cum, no drama, no bs.
It is, I fuck myself with a vibrator often and come without even touching my cock