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Blue Balls
The first time I had blue balls, I was 15. Before that, I never got it because I was beating off up to 5 times a day. But on this one occasion, I met a super hot 13-year-old chick with an unbelievable body. We met at a waterpark when I was visiting my aunt and uncle out of state one summer. She and I spent the afternoon together and ended up making out in the wave pool. While swapping spit, I slipped a hand down the back of her bikini bottom, over her tight, perfect bubble butt, and then between her legs, letting my fingers touch their first pussy. I could tell she was getting uncomfortable with that, so I removed my hand. It was probably for the best. If I had done any more, I probably would have filled the pool with a huge load of cum, I was so hard and ready to blow. On the way back to my aunt and uncle’s house, I could feel an uneasy pressure building down south. By the time we got home, I was in full-blown agony, locked myself in the bathroom, and rolled around on the floor expecting to die. I had no idea what the fuck was happening. Beating off to relieve the pain or pressure didn’t even occur to me at the time, but I was in so much discomfort, getting hard again probably wouldn’t have even been possible. The pain finally subsided, I took a shower and went about the rest of my evening, probably beating off before bed, but I don’t remember.
Mar 10
My wife gives me blue balls every night, she keeps me in chastity so almost never get off
You’re a moron.
Never stop beating off. Married 12 years, but the best sex I have is solo, and to the memories of years gone by.
I got blue balls all the time when I was a teenager.