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Beating My Meat
I have loved beating my meat since I was 13. On days off from school as a teenager, I’d lock myself in the bathroom and jerk my dick half a dozen times a day. My mom probably thought I had an intestinal issue but I’m sure my dad knew exactly what I was up to. As I got older, whacking off became an alternative to getting pussy, but as a married man, sometimes I prefer to take matters into my own hands for three minutes than to go through the whole song and dance of sex with my wife.
Feb 16
THAT is what I should have done!!!!
I went and I ruined my life by getting my little sister pregnant. I was a complete idiot !!!
When my best friend and I were in our early teens, we both j/o together pretty often. There were a bunch of times we'd jerk each other off. Each of us would take turns after pulling down our pants and undies to our knees and get on all four. We'd take turns "milking" each other as if we were cows until we would squirt out onto the floor. LOL
I've went through enough dry spells to where it's no thing for me to rub one out when needed. I've went months without touching my wife at times- some of the reason is the kids still like to sleep in the bed and also, my wife sex can be blah. Every now and then if I've gone too long and need p***y, I have to remind myself that my wife has one and I might as well use it since I paid for it 😆.
But it's nice to wake up and jerk to whatever tickles my fancy that day... Japanese, redhead, GILF with an amazing body, big booty white girl, slim, perky black girl, bronze skinned Brazilian etc...
When I lived at home, I always made sure my mom knew I was hard. I always went in the bathroom to jack off after she saw I was hard.
As mom, I know boys get erections all the time and masturbate. Also they use panties to smell and sperm off into.
At age 15, I would sniff my 17 year old cousin’s freshly discarded panties each night when we visited them over the summer. Then when I was 17, I housesat for my boss who had a daughter in her early 20s. One night I snuck up to her room and found some dirty panties in the laundry hamper, got completely naked and jerked off with them in her bed.
Eeeeew 🫢