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I was 12, my girl cousin 17. I stayed over their house a few hours while our parents went to a movie and dinner. She was in her room. She told me to come upstairs and hang out. When I got to her room, she was totally naked. I blushed, and started to leave. She grabbed my arm and said don’t go. She had average tits, and a hairy pussy. She said I’m naked, so take off your clothes. I was nervous but did. My dick was average for my age, and I had hair. She made me finger her, then eat her out. She put my dick in her mouth, it felt so good. She got on her back, spread her legs, had me get on top and fuck her. It was over fast. My cousin took my virginity. The only thing I regret is it never happened again.
Feb 26
Other than my mom early on. My F cousin started off with her tits and we took turns showing parts.
Mom was my first
TRUMP IS AN EMBEDDED RUSSIAN ASSET
First I saw was from my brother porn he got from limewire. Ended up searching and got caught. First girl I got to see in person I was 21. Gf invited me over on my bday and gave me my first hand job and let me see her tits. Fingered her before she gave me my first bj.
Santa then returned from the restroom wearing a thong with bells at the crotch and turd stains smeared all over his asscheeks and toilet paper hanging out his ass and off his feet with shit stains smeared everywhere including all over the Toilet and Restroom Floor. Santa for the love of God didn't Mrs. Claus teach you how to dress and how to behave at an event and to wipe your ass too? Then Santa picked up his foot and began to smell his fucking feet at the Christmas Party as everyone groaned in complete disgust and the kids were even more mortified. Then after Santa got done smelling his fucking feet he then slipped on toy cars we left in front of the bathroom as Santa fell on the floor as we all laughed. then Santa stood up and then went over to my friends and began to rub his hairy ass nipples in front of them, placed his hands around his head, swiveled his hips and said Julie. He then said Baby come sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas. My friend Julie kicked Santa in his Jingle Balls as Santa stumbled over to the refreshment table, grabbed the bowl of Eggnog, put his Foot in the Eggnog and sucked his fucking toes on the Fucking Eggnog as I dropped a paint bucket from above and his Santa in the head with a Paint Bucket, as Santa fell to the floor with the Eggnog spilling all over Santa and then The Elves all came to drag Santa's Drunk Half Naked ass back to the North Pole as Christmas has officially been ruined for me.
I took my kids to McDonalds and after ordering Happy Meals some man showed up dressed like the Hamburglar who snatched my son's happy meal box as I gave chase.
The Hamburglar was also barefoot as I chased him into the women's restroom as I could hear other women screaming for him to get the hell out as The Hamburglar went inside a stall and locked the door as I kicked the stall several times but other women in the restroom calmed me down and said to get the Manager to call the Police and I did as I could hear the Hamburglar eating my son's happy meal while sitting on the toilet in McDonalds so I went back into the restaurant to order another on for him.
The manager said they will compensate me for it and will call the Police to apprehend the Hamburglar for stealing my son's Happy Meal.
Then as me and my Family was enjoying a nice lunch, The Hamburglar returned from the Restroom still barefoot and wearing a black and white stripped thong as he then started smelling his fucking feet in the middle of McDonalds as I could hear the entire restaurant all outrages at the sight of a grown man smelling his feet inside of a restaurant.
Then he ran towards our table and snatched my son's cheeseburger and then ran out the door with it as I gave chase as I then saw the Hamburglar outside of McDonalds put his foot in my son's cheeseburger, and sucked his toes on my son's cheeseburger as before I could do anything Ronald McDonald ran over the Hamburgler with his car and gave the wink as Ronald McDonald and Grimmace all hauled the Hamburglar into the back of Ronald McDonald's Car nd then drove away hopefully to give the Hamburglar counselling for ruining my son's lunch.
BA DA BA BA BA I'm Hating It.
First naked girl I got to play with? My flatmate at university. I was 20 she was 37. Nice soft mummy body to play with. And to fuck and not have to worry about contraception. She had a coil. I could fire into all I wanted. Bareback every time
I experimented with my cousin growing up. We did everything together. Everything
Meaning you fucked?
Yes. At a very young age to.
Liar
No it's all true. And it was also her idea. She initiated everything.
Nice. I never got to experiment with family. Did find some nudes on an old phone once though