Displaying my private wife

My gf passed out one night when me and a buddy were watching football. She was on the couch we were in other chairs watching the game. At halftime she was still asleep. I had my buddy’s help and we undressed her. We watched the rest of the game and watched her naked on the couch. The game was almost over and she woke up a little. She hadn’t realized she was naked yet. I said why don’t you spread your legs a little bit and show my friend your pussy. She mumbled ok and opened her legs. She wasn’t coherent yet. After the game my friend was getting ready to leave. I nudged her and said he was leaving. She opened her eyes and started to get up and realized she was naked. She said you guys took my clothes off? She said how long have I been naked ? I said about two hours. She laughed and said to my friend, you’ve been looking at me for two hours? He laughed and said yes. She said he likes showing me naked. She was still a little drunk. She said I’m going to bed I hope you liked what you saw. She stopped and looked at me and said if you want me naked for you and your friends to look at just ask. She said and don’t let me drink so much so she could enjoy it too.

You should have told your friend to fuck your wife when you had a chance! There is nothing better than watching a friend fuck your wife. My best friend has fucked my wife many times, starting when she was my girlfriend in college. The three of us spent many nights together in my dorm room.

You should stop giving shitty advice.

Only if she wakes up while he is in her and she knows what’s happening. My gf likes to be tied and then have sex. Once I tied her and was having sex with her and blindfolded her. I had a friend come i to the room after she was blindfolded. I pulled out of her and he took over. He was pumping her pretty good. She started moaning that she was going to cum. I removed the blindfold and she saw it was my friend pumping her. It was too late and she started cumming and so did he. When she caught her breath she said what are you doing? She said if you wanted another man to have me you could have both tied me up and took turns. You didn’t have to blindfold me. She asked my friend if he liked it. He said yes. She said now you take turns so I can see who’s doing what. We put our cocks close to her mouth. She started sucking me and I started between her legs again when she got me hard. While I’m pumping her she was sucking him to get him hard again. I came and he took over. When she came again and he left. She said omg that was so hot. I said doing both of us? She said having you between my legs and him in my mouth was so hot. We get together from time to time. She loves the two of us stripping her, tying her and taking turns on her. No blindfolds anymore.

Me and my family was trying to have lunch at McDonald's until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside McDonald's and he was holding a Banjo too and as McDonald's Employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald to the annoyance of everybody inside the restaurant. Then after he started shouting EIEIO the Employees began yelling at him to stop and to leave the restaurant and then the Hillbilly Farted right in the McDonald's Worker's Face and then he makes a dash towards the restroom and yes he went inside the restroom barefoot, now that is just nasty walking barefoot inside of a public restroom in a place where people eat, that just nearly made me lose my lunch.

Then about 20 minutes later the Hillbilly leaves the restroom wearing only a pair of underwear with turd stains skidmarked on his underwear. He then laid his banjo on my table and then picked up his foot and he actually started to smell his goddamn feet in the restaurant while other patrons were trying to eat as I could hear everybody groaning in disgust and wondering if this man needs to be put in the funny farm because if you are smelling your feet in a restaurant than you should be given a one way trip to the Funny Farm. Then the Hillbilly snatched my sandwich off of my table and placed his foot inside of my sandwich, and then sucked his fucking toes on my fucking sandwich. I was so pissed off I took the inbred's banjo and whacked him upside the head with his banjo as McDonald's Workers began to drag this half naked hillbilly out of McDonald's as everybody applauded me for taking care of this whackjob while everybody outside pointed and laughed at this inbred hick for his rude and disruptive antics as they hauled his ass off to the funny farm.

So sexy

She sounds like a lot of fun to drink with.

To avoid getting pregnant, my sis would only let me do it to her exclusively in her butt. We did it a bunch of times and our parents never found out.
Well I eventually realized that I was gay but it's just that sometimes when I'm topping my lover, I think of my sister. 😞

What the heck