Buddy has no idea I cum in his food!

I've been doing it for years. It started when we were young boys. I thought it would be a good prank to jack off in his mac and cheese and see what he did. He didn't even notice! He said it was delicious and thanked me! That was the start of me cumming in everything I have fed him since then! He likes to come over for dinner, totally unaware that I fuck his food and jack off in everything he eats! Literally - everything! A load all over his steak helps the spices stick. Two loads in the mashed potatoes, because it hides it well. A load in the creamed corn and a few more cumshots in the gravy. Maybe a glazed donut for dessert . Glazed with cum the night before! All in one meal! Go ahead buddy, eat them both. My favorite, once a week on Sundays is my specialty. It's my own secret recipe - stuffed pork roast. I start by taking a long knife through the center of the roast, then I stuff it with my cock several times! It's even more fun to watch him eat knowing that I have actually fucked his food! I might fuck the roast three or four times on Saturday, sometimes more. When it's full of cum I stuff it with stove top, bake at 350° for 35 to 45 minutes. And voila! When sliced it looks like it should, nice tender meat with stuffing in the center. He has no idea that the three slices on his plate have four loads of cum in them! If I prepare it beforehand I always jack off in the other foods on his plate too. Why not? It gives me a crazy secret thrill to watch my buddy eat several loads of my cum in one sitting then use a piece of bread to soak up all the "drippings" on his plate! The kicker is when he tells me dinner was delicious and thanks me afterward! No problem, buddy! No problem! There's plenty more where that cums from, haha! Yeah... my balls! He it's kind of a mooch and will never turn down "free food" so I try to have something ready for him whenever he visits. Even if it's just, hey man, I made you a couple of peanut butter and jam (and cum) sandwiches if you want 'em. Sure, thanks buddy! There's a half a submarine in the fridge if you want it. (And to myself: I only cummed on it once though if that's okay.) Sure, thanks buddy! Couple pieces of leftover pizza? (I shot a load on each last night and you can't even tell!) Eat both (loads) pieces if you want. Sure, thanks buddy! It thrills me to watch him eat a sandwich knowing that every piece of lunch meat was wrapped around my cock! Knowing that I just cummed all over the lettuce and tomatoes as he devours it in big bites! He would kill me if he knew I was feeding him cum! He's a regular homo-hating he-man but that just makes me wonder what it might be like to shove my cock down his throat and cum right in his mouth. He's not the cocksucking type but he does eat cum, even if he isn't aware of it! So it's fun to secretly think about him eating the cumshots right out of my cock! In the meantime I keep feeding it to him in his meals while he remains completely unaware! Whenever he's acting all tough, calling us guys faggots, cocksuckers, I think about the fact that he has "swallowed" hundreds, even thousands of loads of another guy's cum over the years - mine! He might call me a fag and I will tell him to fuck off with a laugh. Then I picture myself blowing a huge load while my cock is buried balls-deep in the pork roast he is going to eat next Sunday!

By Anonymous Feb 24

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