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Pam definitely had her man and more 🥵
She made no attempt to cover up, its my wife I’m on about.
I had said to my wife Pam that some mates were coming round to watch a football game and have some drinks and they were bringing the drinks, well my wife was not very happy about this because she thought that we were going out.
It was a very nice afternoon and Pam was sunbathing in the back garden and because our garden is quite private she was sunbathing in the nude.
It was getting closer to the time of my mates coming round and I said to Pam that maybe it was time for her to get dressed, but she was definitely in a really bad mood and told me to get lost, a bit later on i said again about getting dressed, but I was completely ignored so I decided not to ask her again.
Well my mates came round and we went into the kitchen to get some glasses for our drinks and my mates noticed Pam asleep nude in the garden and started looking at her making comments about how lucky I was, and no wonder I all ways looked happy, and slowly the comments started getting more and more sexy about her body and her very sexy boobs as Pam just lay there on her back asleep.
The comments that were being made were making me feel very randy and I dared one of them to creep up to her and grab her pussy , well at first they thought I was joking with them, but soon realised I was not and there was a rush to the back door and all of them crept towards her and gathered around her and I followed, and suddenly I realised that she had ear phones on and that they were her micro small ones and that I had not noticed and that is why she didn’t answer me before
Well a wave of panic went through me, shit she would go completely crazy at me but it was too late to stop them as one of them grabbed her pussy and another grabbed her boob, well she sat up very quickly looking very embarrassed and quiet shocked, and said, what the fuck is going on? well the one guy pulled his hand of her boob very quickly but the other guy had his hand trapped between her legs and she had grabbed onto it tightly holding it there, and she smiled and said, you better not think of moving it now I’m just in the mood for a good rubbing.
Well I was really surprised at what she had said, because I thought she would run for cover with embarrassment, but I was completely amazed at her,
My mate didn’t need asking twice he started rubbing her pussy and she lay back and opened her legs wide apart, well the other guys moved in groping her all over and she was loving every minute of it , seeing her like that made me feel very randy and all my control just vanished as I encouraged the guys to fuck her , so that’s just what happened, all of them and she really enjoyed every minute going like a woman that was sex made , and seeing her throbbing going totally crazy was fantastic to watch as she was being pounded both ways, seeing her like that was sexier than I had ever imagined and she had often joked about multiple sex and never thought it would happen, but it definitely had, but the following day she had some fantastic bruises on the top of her legs and love bits all over her boobs and even after all that time her clit looked very saggy as it hung down slightly, but she was already going on about another time and what she would like to do 😜
I went to have dinner at a Chinese Restaurant enjoying some Kung Pao Chicken and crab Rangoon and then in comes a man wearing a Monk's Robe and he was barefoot.
I know Monks usually are barefoot but the restaurant still had a "No Shirt, No shoes, No Service Sign on the door"
It didn't make a bit of difference as this monk was both drunk and barefoot.
He also banged the gong and started slurring the words to "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" to the annoyance of everyone in the restaurant and this is not how Monks are meant to behave,
Then The Drunk Monk Kung Fu'd his way to the restroom and I nearly spit up some of my rice when I saw a grown man walk inside of a public restroom barefoot.''
Then several minutes later The Munk returns from The Restroom still barefoot and in his underwear shocking all of the Chinese Workers who now regret coming to America as a result.
Then he picked up his foot and started smelling his fucking feet in the restaurant as The Chinese Workers all looked very grossed out.
Then he went over to my table and snatched an Egg Roll, put the egg roll under his foot, and started sucking his toes on my egg roll.
I threw my drink at him and then got into fighting position as someone then shouted "MORTAL KOMBAT" As Me and This Half Naked Monk were now engaged in a brawl where I hit this idiot several times and he hit me back, but I was in a rage as I then slammed his head against the Gong.
I then took a TamTam Mallet and hit this Drunk Barefoot Monk in the dick making him scream like Liu Kang in Mortal Kombat 3 as some workers raised my hand in victory calling me the "Weiner" as they then dragged the Monk's drunk half naked ass back to his Shaolin Temple.
Flawless Victory for me.