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Online Dating Horror Story
I’ve had some pretty decent experiences with online dating. I met my wife through a dating site and although marriage ain’t all that it’s cracked up to be, we’ve been together for over 12 years. Before her, I used dating sites to meet girls for sex as well as Facebook to hook up with long-lost ex girlfriends and bone them too. There was one experience though with an actual dating site that didn’t go quite as planned. I had been chatting with this chick for a few weeks through the site, then by email and phone. We met for our first date at a restaurant near my apartment. When she arrived, it was clear the pics I had seen on the site were either 10 years old, or heavily modified in some way, because she was not nearly as pretty in person as she was on my computer screen. We made our way through dinner, and I thought about making up some excuse to call it a night and then go home. But I had a few cold ones and was beginning to loosen up. After dinner, I invited her to follow me back to my place for more drinks. While we made ourselves comfortable in the living room, I decided I was going to fuck her even though I wasn’t attracted to her at all. We began to make out, then I led her to my bedroom. As I got naked, she just stood there watching. I guess she didn’t take me seriously when I implied we were going to fuck by taking her to my bedroom. But once I was completely naked, she got the message and began getting undressed as well. She got down to her bra and panties then climbed into bed with me. I had no patience for bullshit by this point so I ripped her panties and bra off of her and flung them across the room. Then I forced her head into my lap and shoved my raging hard on down her throat. She gagged and choked down my cock, bobbing her head up and down for a few minutes before I pulled my dick out of her mouth, pushed her onto her back, climbed on top of her spreading her legs with mine, and plunged my dick deep inside of her. She wasn’t fully wet yet and gave out a yelp as I forcefully went balls deep. For the next 20 minutes or so, I gave her a thorough plowing, and nutted all up inside, giving her a dark purple silver dollar sized hickey on her right tit while I was nailing her. After I filled her snatch with my smoldering cum, I basically rushed her out of my apartment, then the next morning emailed her to tell her I didn’t want to see her again. Cold blooded.
Feb 15
I felt her cunt. I smelt her cunt
Did you put your dick in her cunt?
I had one that came to my apartment that had misleading photos and misleading ethnicity (I thought she was Caribbean mixed but she was regular black). Insisted nothing was going to happen but turned around and stripped down to her bra and panties and was asking why I wasn't joining her in my bed. I was like, "nah." She stormed out asking what's wrong with me for not wanting to f**k her but I just wasn't interested. In hindsight, I should've just took the free p***y but I was picky. It would take a sex drought later to appreciate a bird in hand lol... I was online @ 2am with a hard one and found a fat chick that was ready for anyone to come pick her up just to get her out the house. I came, then came in her a few times. Some guy messaged me claiming to be her bf saying she beat her up for seeing me and was going to come and shoot my place up, also insinuated that she had a disease. I got paranoid and drank cranberry juice for the next 4 days lol but nothing ever came of that. Later ran across her profile on BP as a lot lizard.