Too Drunk to Fuck
I had wanted to fuck Lori for years. She was a sultry, big blonde who barely gave me the time of day. She humored me on occasion by letting me take her out but all that ever happened was me footing the bill for dinner, going home alone, and jerking off. Then one afternoon we ran into one another at a mutual friend’s wedding reception. We ended up getting a quiet corner table and actually had a great time talking and drinking. She asked me to drive her home which I did. We sat in her living room talking and drinking some more. It began getting very late but I was now shitfaced. To my amazement, instead of letting me crash on her living room sofa, she led me to her bedroom. And to my utter dismay, I had one of the worst cases of whiskey dick I’ve ever experienced. So all I was able to do was eat her pussy, so eat her pussy I did. But I was still humiliated by not being able to get it up and ruining my one and only chance to fuck this woman.
Feb 13
Stupid story from the usual moron.
It happens.