Trumpy Trout

Being a strong Trump supporter for the past 8 years, I wasn't too surpised when my wife bought me one of them Trumpy Trouts for Christmas a couple of months ago. It's a animatronic fish, mounted on a plaque, that has a mouth and lips that move while it talks. The first thing I thought when I saw it was that it looks like a sex toy, and my wife jokingly asked me if I was going to stick my cock in it. I laughed and told her no, that would be kind of gay. We decided to hang it on the wall in my den, down in the basement, where I've got a big screen TV set up, with a refrigerator and bar for throwing an occasional party.
So, on Sunday, I had a few friends over to watch the Super Bowl game, that turned out to be rather boring. My wife and her friends are not football fans, so they were upstairs yacking about whatever they yack about, and watching whatever they watch on the TV. Half time rolled around, and my buddy Jim Bob walked over and turned on the Trumpy Trout. We all started laughing when he pulled it off the wall and put it up to his crotch and pretended to fuck it. We were all pretty drunk and had smoked a few bowls of some good refer bud, so its no surprise that we all started telling him to whip out his dick and fuck Trumps mouth. The surprising part was when he dropped his drawers, whipped out his cock, and stuck it in Trumpy Trouts mouth. We all got quiet and were looking around at each other, wondering "what the fuck??" when we all busted out laughing, and started cheering him on. He proceeded to fuck Trumpy Trouts mouth, and was moaning and groaning, and saying how great it felt, and how much better it was at sucking cock than his wife.
Unfortunately, what we hadn't noticed is that his wife had came downstairs to see if we needed anything from the kitchen, and she had seen and heard everything. She immediately told him that he had better take Trumpy Trout home with him, because she was never sucking his cock again.
His wife ran upstairs, obviously upset. About 10 minutes later, she, and all of our wives came down stairs. We were all totally silent, not knowing what to say. His wife picked up Trumpy Trout and turned it on. She immediately started laughing, and said "It's okay, Jim Bob, I'd probably stick my dick in there if I had one". We all busted up laughing, and watched the rest of the game.
My wife and I had a good laugh after everybody went home later, and I got to admit, we washed out Trumpy's mouth and took it to be that night, and we both came on it.

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