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My wife told my mother that I've got a big cock and on one Christmas evening when my mother was over our house and very drunk she said so what's this that you have a big dick Richard? My wife and her burst out laughing! It was only the 3 of us there in the lounge,the kids had gone to bed, being drunk myself I said maybe I have mum! Cmon Richard give us a little flash my mother said! And so I did! I got up and dropped my jeans and underwear and played with myself until I was hard! I had turned around to do this so that mum couldn't see anything! She nearly dropped her glass when I turned around and she saw my cock! Omg Richard she said laughing! Look at that sasha she said to my wife! I know how big it is Sonia he's my husband! Come a bit closer Richard mum said to me, I was virtually stood infront of her when she suddenly grabbed my cock with her hand and started wanking me off! Sasha was hysterical laughing and my mother said bloody hell I can't get my hand around it sasha! Neither can I Sonia! Mum looked up at me as she was sitting on the sofa and said wow Richard a son of mine with a dick like this! Are you going to carry on wanking my cock Mum? I know you don't mind but what about sasha? Oh carry on Sonia he's your son! Mum looked at me again and smiled! Don't get any on me now will you Richard! You'll be lucky Sonia wait until you see how much he has! I suppose I'll find out soon enough sasha! With that I could feel myself cumming and I didn't say anything until the last moment! My cock was pointing straight towards my mother's face and I shot my load all over her! You could have warned me Richard she said as my cum dripped from her face! She wiped some of it off with her hand and then licked a bit off with her tongue! Mmm tastes fantastic sasha she said! I've had plenty of it Sonia! Ooh you lucky girl mum said to her! I'm glad I came over now mum said
Dec 18
My son and I went to a close friends wedding. It was out of town and we got hotel rooms close to the venue. We both were drunk after the reception and he helped me get to my room. I remember I had to carry my heels because I couldn't walk in them. He was not in much better shape, wobbling and staggering. He had to pee and used the bath in my hotel room. He was so drunk he couldn't get his dick back in his pants. I tried to help him and one thing led to another and I ended up on my knees sucking his cock. We woke the next morning in bed together naked. I think her fucked me, but I don't remember.
I had a friend when I was in my 20s, he was 22 and his mother was only 39. She was a looker and loved to party with us younger folks. One party she was very drunk and playing truth and dare. On a dare one guy dared her to suck her son's ( my friends) cock. I never thought in a million years she would do it and would have bet money that he would not let her...but he did. We all watched her suck her son's cock and take his cum on her face and in her mouth. The next day I told him I could not believe they did that and he just said, "wasn't the first time."
I got transfered about a 2 hour ride away from home. It is an extremely well paying job and I think one of the reasons they sent me there was that I'd quit, but after spending 20 years in the service I was used to being away from home.
So I rented a room in a town close by. There were 4 women living in this house, a 15 year old that was pregnant. Her mom was 31, her grandmother was 46 and 70 some year old great grandmother.
They were really nice people, but classic example of the welfare system.
It wasn't me, as I'd never consider getting involved but there was a guy that did chores for them and sold them weed, and he'd had sex with the grandmother, mother and daughter.
It was funny.