Why I enjoy my trips to the hardware store
In the early 90s I had gotten a computer technician degree. One of the unfortunate side effects was that I was often bombarded with technical issues from family and friends about computers and was expected to support them for free. My son was invited to a friend's house one Saturday afternoon. Conspicuously the father requested that I pick my son up. Of course upon arrival, I was escorted to their computer in a spare room. The father had purchased a scanner and couldn't get it to work. He was not ashamed at all to show me that he was trying to scan naked pictures of his wife. After I setup the scanner and trained him to scan several pictures, he requested that I show him how to email the photos that we just scanned. Of course I used my email address to train him. Now I had copies of several nude photos of his wife. Over the next few months he continued to sent me many more to demonstrate that he had mastered the scanning and emailing task. I still have those pictures. Even today, she still works as a cashier at Lowes and we always talk whenever I go shopping there. I can't look at her even now without remembering what she looked like naked back in the day. I am tempted to ask if she knew that her husband showed me her photos. I would love to tell her how beautiful she is. But they are still married and I am afraid that if she doesn't know it would cause issues. Instead I just smile and imagine her naked.
Nov 25
Did she have a big bush?