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2017 Before the Gestapo/Craigslist. Ad For cream pie, Sloppy 2nd'
In 2017 when we had That marvelous publication Craigslist Personals for sex. Before some government ass ho!e Decided 1 more thing we can't have or see Removing our freedom of speech.
For the fuck of it. My hotwife actually hot girlfriend had just split, dumped my demanding, needy ass.
I placed an On going Ad in Craigslist personals under Men seeking women And also casual encounters. I had no idea if anyone would respond. Also thought I might hookup with another slut Who would go out, fuck Cum back fucked see, I love creampie and very Sloppy second.
My Ad " Handsome Hung 32 6'2" 195 Wants to clean your woman cuckoldress or reclaim her freshly fucked pussy. Either one or both, I clean creampies, to the last drop she will cum again. Offering sloppy thirds."
If you were old enough back in Craigslist personal days 1998-2017Before government censorship Sex police Gestapo fucked that treasure up. You know, That thing was wild. You could find sexual shit Situations and experiences You never could imagine On that damn thing. People thought shit up, Ben advertise for people to do it with them. No shit! If you were old enough and around then and used Craigslist You know what I'm talking about.
I wanted to eat creampie. I hoped for some pussy, freshly fucked or not. Married or single, or just some horny slut. I could care less what she looked like Long as she had a wet cunt to fuck. The ad was specific But in reality I was just rolling the dice.
I'm gonna relate a couple of really I guess you'd call them hot They weren't me experiences.
So, one night a guy responds we 1st hookup on the phone. He says, yeah, I got a wife gonna need a lot of cleaning, you interested? Fuck yeah! I get to their Palatial crib. He lays it out. Then I meet the wife. Bitch was a 10+ what! 28? He was 50+
They are going to have her do a gang, pull a train Throughout the night several men will be cumming & Going. My job, I am to clean her real good After each guy. Wow! I think all that various cum loads. Shit I am used to one or two dudes not, how many?
Shit, I'm game hoping I'll get a dick in that pussy as well as lots of taste.
I am cleaning up all manner of invites, fat, skinny, old, young, black, Beans. Now this is no shit. If somehow the 23 men all their cun I cleaned would have filled a measuring cup. The towel neath her ass was drenched, I was sick stomach shit for 3 days. Some bad cum I guess. Yes, I got tl fuck her. But she was all fucked out when I did.
You have no idea I certainly didn't Just how weird kinky and nasty People are on their sex lives Until you get invited in.
I hookup with this couple, she 38 hot AF. him 60 thereabouts. I am on a little more than clean up. He offers me $1,000 cash but I have to Dress up in a French maid's costume. All of her lovers will be black. I must fluff them Before they screw her, Then clean them off So they can go Then clean her. I am not gay And I'm not a cocksucker. But what the fuck? The bonus is come Friday I get her All to myself for anything From 7PM to 7AM. Deal! Game on. Then I meet her, I don't have seen recent pictures up till then. I recognize her as the owner Of this big fancy bookstore I go to. I'm sure she recognizes me But I play stupid. The husband just watches, I'm not even sure he masturbates What is kick is I don't know. That night I fluffed then cleaned A dozen black cocks, As well as all the cum they Deposited in Jody's Very pretty pussy. That Friday I took her dogging to suck cock, one guy fucked her, I cleaned But I don't know how many times I scooter Until dawn. I was however, $1,000 richer And I've got secret pictures of me in a French maid costume.
I think Craigslist Like a once in a lifetime thing In America There's a lot of imitations. There is nothing even close Craigslist personals Provided For especially sex And a good many relationships. That rag was freedom of speech at its best. The self righteous bastards that run this country, They want our guns and a free speech. I'd like to see Donald Trump Restore Craigslist personals Now wouldn't that be something?
If just adds like yours Craigslist would've been taken down. It was thr child sex trafficking that was on there and 100% glad it was. Anyone who preys or touches a child sexually should be executed. Including every single one on here that even discusses thst shit. Now that I've said that, creampies are delicious and I have 3 women at my office that brings me after their husbands fuck them. I get 3+ a week. 2 are hot, 1 is cute, fat and smells sometimes but who am I to complain. We have a new girl also, wonder if they'll tell her? Waiting to see.
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