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I believe that my wife might have caught me
I retired a couple years ago and setup my man cave in the barn. We have four acres and the barn is about three hundred feet from the house. The man cave is a 10x12 room I built in one corner of the barn so that it was heated in the winter. It has a large screen TV, a couple couches and a small bar. I have a new friend that I invite over to watch NFL games. What my wife doesn't know is that I met him on a website for bi-men. He comes over and we discretely pleasure each other orally during the game. We have been experimenting with being able to get each other twice over the course of the game. The second time can take a little while, but we enjoy it. I always set the motion detector and bring the alarm into the man cave after he has arrived so that in the unlikely event that my wife comes to the barn, we have a perhaps thirty second notification to zip up before she enters the man cave. That has happened a couple times but she had no clue.
That was until the game last week. My friend was over and we just finished our fourth quarter oral swap when I noticed that the man cave door was not closed all the way, something that I always verify before we start. I immediately went into the barn. The outside door was shut but I was still nervous. I tested the motion detector and discovered that the batteries on the detector end were dead. My wife didn't say anything all week, but I can feel a distance between us and she has made some comments about me and my friend.
63 yr old man here. My wife and I have not been intimate in 5 years. We sleep in separate bedrooms. My wife knows that I have a couple close male friends. I have a man cave in the basement. The only thing she has ever said was that she prefers that she is not home when I host.
Who was sucking who? If she saw you sucking cock she will own you
Uh-oh. It might be time for the talk.
How do you tell your wife that you are bi?