Present for the woman's softball team
Adam was out fishing on a really hot day. While he was fishing he tossed his line out and it got caught on some debris not to far of the shore line. So he thought to himself I’m far out in the woods no one is around. So he he took off his shirt, jeans, socks and shoes. Leaving him in nothing but his tightie whities. He slowly crept out into the water to get the line free. He thought he heard someone so he turned quickly but saw no one. He finished freeing his line walked back. As he walked up on the shore line he immediately started to panic. His clothes were gone, he was panicking because how was he gonna get home a 5 mile walk home. So Adam got his pole and the extra line he brought and started on his way home. He made it all the way through the woods with no one seeing him easily did. The hard part was walking down the city streets and not being seen. As soon as he took his first step out, he heard someone say, “ADAM!!!!”. It was a group of guys from his high school. The group of guys that pick on him. They come running up to him and asked why he was in his underwear. Adam told them what happened, they said they would give him a ride home. Adam thanked them, but on the way home he said they had to stop by the school and grab something out of the locker room. Adam kept quiet cause they were helping him. When they get to the school, they told Adam to come with them. He agreed once again. They were in the hallway in front of the men’s and women’s locker rooms. They walked in the women’s. Adam said, “you all know this is the women’s right?” That’s when they all jumped Adam, one of them grabbed rope and tied his hands and feet up. They opened up a locker and stuffed Adam in it. They shut the door and locked it. One of the guys grabbed a piece of paper and wrote a present for the women’s softball team and put a big red bow they found on the locker.
Nov 5
A Femboi named Chris lived in his mother’s basement. He went to community college and got an associates degree in literature but could not get a job. So he wrote stupid stories all day long about guys in righty whites and stories about wedges. The Femboi is a loser and needs to get a life.
Fuck off, Adam!