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Wedgie for trying to pick up someone else girlfriend
Skylar was at a party on a Friday night. He had one goal that was to pick up a girl. While at the party he saw this amazing looking blonde girl had the body and everything. He stood back and waited for the opportunity to slide in. Skylar started up a conversation and eventually had the guts to ask her, well she shot him down saying that her boyfriend was the one throwing the party. Skylar immediately regretted his decision. Derrick was her boyfriend, and he knew once he found out it wasn’t going to be good. He started making way to the front door right before he got to the door Derrick jumped infront of it blocking it. He said, “trying to take my girl are we”. Skylar said it was a mistake that he didn’t know. Two of Derrick’s friends came up behind Skylar and grabbed his underwear and pulled as hard as they could. Derrick started to laugh when saw Skylar’s whitey tighties. Derrick told his buddies to put him up on the coat rack by his briefs. Everyone at the party came to see and started taking pictures of Skylar. Then Derricks gf decided to participate walked up and yanked down Skylar’s pants and finished taking them off. Derrick took him down 15 mins later and told him to give him his shirt. Skylar did and then Derrick told to go ahead and head home. Skylar had walk 3 miles home in just his whitey tighties
Nov 5
A Femboi named Chris lived in his mother’s basement. He went to community college and got an associates degree in literature but could not get a job. So he wrote stupid stories all day long about guys in righty whites and stories about wedges. The Femboi is a loser and needs to get a life.