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I am Bisexual 36. I was horny so no pussy, that takes time, better bullshit and work. Even non- whores require so cash be spent on entertainment. No guarantee you get laid, a tug or head. We all know that.
Once a Craigslist regular, that's history. Now it's Grindr' only game for a quick hookup, no guarantee of that either.
I live in the Rust Belt, town population 68,000 and change.
This is a no bullshit and I think alarming story it happened Saturday night, last.
It's around midnight dudes getting horny, bars will close soon time to get something going or jack off, again.
Grindr title says: Gangbang PIG RN.
The bio reads not fully but the tag.
Gangbang pig CD fem tight will do anything you desire one condition I must be Spun. ( for you who are clue free. Means get high on meth or crank. Fuck for a free high keep him high keep whatever going.
I request photos. No shit, this bitch looks good sends a video real good T gurl CD shemale has maybe 32 implants tiny itty bitty better than nothing. I realize this bitch is mental and on a serious Jones.
I call a guy hangs out porn and the bathhouse, Muscle-Leather not my type. He has crystal in quantity and knows dudes.
He calls and 7 are coming soon after we puck up the cum dump sub.
He/she/it climbs in two seconds, wants a snort now, or take it home. B. sugars her with a nice hit. She saying, good shit, keep me spun I keep everybody happy.
At my shop where we go, guys are showing up. Two are Sadistic In the closet outlaw bikers. They want to have fun she ask for it.
Now this gets bizzare and gross. B. Keeps he, she, it spun and this hookup party goes south nut not for the cum dump freak.
Everybody fucks some condom, some no. In both holes.
Get wild everybody gets wild fucked up including.me.
We piss in its mouth
Who can go shits in the moyth
No spitting it swallows
Pour.motor oil.on
Axle grease zerked.up the ass
B. The whole time is feeding it crystal.
Finally most guys split we hose her off use gunk to get off the grease. Before wr.leave to take it home it wants some crystal for later.
Now here is the kicker. Three of us ask, you do shit like this often? Reply ...oh worse to get spun. I have friends on Grindr that are more Adventurous than me. This is scary shit I may, seriously now, be just jacking off jesus, what fucking diseases
might these kind carry? This hookup ad shit might be more risky than you ever thought.
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I was at my Company Christmas Party with my Family, Friends, and Co Workers having a fun time until Santa showed up not to take pictures with the kids but was drunk and he was barefoot too. Santa began to climb on top of the Dinner Table where My Boss and his Family were sitting at and began to sing and slur the words to Santa Claus is coming to town very loudly as he began to drink more beer and his feet getting into everyone's food as Santa let out an ungodly fart in my Boss's face. My Boss was pissed and tried to attack Santa but his wife had to restrain him as Santa then began to strip his suit off and was now wearing Women's Underwear; he was Walking around in Women's Underwear. He also began to sing Walkin Around in women's Underwear as Santa then grabbed a hold of a pole and tried to pole dance on it only for Santa's Fat ass to break the pole and go crashing through my boss's table.
Santa then stood up and brushed off the food and then ran inside the bathroom barefoot and I was grossed out and nearly gagged on my wine as Santa went barefoot into a public restroom. As Santa was taking a shit in the restroom I decided to set a trap for him to be ready for Santa's Nasty Ass. As I was setting the traps we could all hear Santa grunting on the toilet and letting out ungodly farts and everyone at the party could smell the stench of Santa's shit.
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