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It is now widely known Taylor Swift.dates then berates She will criticize, Little boys Between her thighs. She even writes songs About their penis size. Are you a fan? Does your mom give you.$175.00 to go watch her so she Can purchase 21st $ 40 million dollar mansion? And imagine, just think how hard mommy had to work for you to go. Well, one day ( Doubtfully) you'll get a job, you think?
Now I'm Hearing alarming rumors you Kama, Kama, Kama Khameleon lovers of total bullshit, absolutely No track record or history of accomplishment, Complete failure at the borders czar, 15+ million illegal mooches ( sorry! You like mooches you all are mooches) Harris. The milk chocolate DEI hire and like, Pocahontas, e.g. Elizabeth Warren We claim she was a kangaroo If it would get her what she wanted Sam goes for the Khameleon.
Anyway what I heard Is it you social media freaks You know who you are, You check your facebook your Instagram You talk on Snapchat you'd rather text than talk, The depths of your discussions are Regarding what's your favorite billionaire Stupid song writer Did with the last $20 million you helped them get. Why? Because they've got talent that appeals tomorrow's like you and you have absolutely no talent except asking your parents for money.
Are you idiot Really think you can vote on your phones Because you don't wanna get out of bed Because you are up to late last night posting stupid cat pictures on Facebook? Or was it trying to determine how many friends you had on Instagram?
I hate to be critical of you people But here's the deal, I don't dare argue with you Because I don't argue with stupid people. Why you ask? Because when I argue with you you drag me down to your level of stupidity You are an expert and you win That's like betting on a fixed horse race.
You people think you are so brilliant so bright Such geniuses. When I look at your stupid shallow comments I realize that America has raised an entire couple of generations of idiots.
Men and women that fought in world war 2They were the greatest generation Stop it stop it. You people born since 1955Are the stupidest generation You are so damn ignorant stupid and shallow If you were water a mosquito would drown.
Now this is about cheating And because you all liberals and have some mental disorder issues with incompetency you wanna cheat in the 4th coming election. Like to hear joe Biden with dementia says, Don't! That Word is so threatening scary and profound I'm damn scared to take a piss.
We don't live with each other and she lives an hour away. We tried to move in together but that didn't work out, so now I only see her twice a month of the most part.
It has been 3 weeks since we have had sex and I'm feral at this point. I almost told a grandmother in 'mom' jeans that I liked the way they looked on her yesterday on the subway. Getting desperate but I'm not going to cheat on her, again.
The girl made plans for us in a very nice hotel with room service for tomorrow night and I told her the only thing I want to eat is not on their menu. She sounded sad when she told me her period just came that very morning, so I will not be getting any pussy at all.
That just perked me up because I know that I will be getting her ass...often. I'm a lucky guy because she comes from the old school thinking of 'taking care of your man' and never turns me away. I can have whatever I want at any given time. Plus she's into pain and I always go in there with zero lube. Knowing that she's hurting a little turns us both on.
The thing is, I get too excited when I'm balls deep in her ass and cum within a minute. I need to exert self control and just do a few pumps and pull out. Make it last the whole night.
We flew to the gold coast and got a taxi to my friends place which was close by
We stopped for a while had lunch and got headed to Coffs Harbour where we would find a motel for the night
We had been drinking for a while and I must have nodded off
When I woke up I could see him rubbing his groin area and I noticed my sun dress was blowing up from the wind-and giving him a nice view of my legs and lace panties
I pretended to still be asleep I had my dark sunnies on peeking at him perving on me
I could see the lump in his pants when he stopped rubbing for a brief moment he looked very happy
I pretended to stir and moved around a little bit as if I was getting more comfortable at the same time I let my sun dress hike itself up a lot more and I pulled my panties to the side a bit exposing half of my lip
I returned to pretending to be asleep and couldn’t believe how much he was perving on me and he was really rubbing himself now so I spread my legs just a bit more for him knowing he must not get much from his wife at home
It was so hot putting myself on show for my son I was also getting very wet
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Over the next few months we talked about it. It was a slow process. She would begin to mention to me guys that she saw when she was out that she thought was cute. I’d ask if he was boyfriend material. Sometimes she would say yes. Sometimes she would say, “I dunno about boyfriend but I’d like to fuck him a few times.” Hearing her change from the “Oh I’m a good faithful wife.” To seeing a guy at the gym and telling me, “He had a nice body and a big cock. God would I love to have him bend me over and fuck me till I couldn’t stand.”
So we had been talking about it for several months and I was really amping myself up about it and her about it. We had more and better sex than we had in ages. Then it just stopped. She stopped talking about the whole boyfriend thing. She stopped wanting sex. She would tell me no when I asked for it.
When I was in my mid 20's I has broken up with my boyfriends some months earlier and i was incredibly horny. I had been out drinking with my friends and when i got home i just needed some cock.
I am 5'2'' tall and 123 pounds with 34C tits. I was upset that nobody hit on me that night so after i got home i got changed into shorts and a t-shirt and decided to go for a barefoot walk in the park.
it was almost 2 in the morning when i started down a wooded path. to my surprise there were 3 guys hanging around a bench drinking. they were surprised to see me.
They asked what i was doing out so late and i told them honestly that i needed some cock. they laughed and told me to take off my clothes. I did and they fucked be for the next couple of hours.
they gave me 3 orgasms and were pretty good. I went home satisfied but NEVER did that again. it was stupid but fun.
Couple of years ago our part of the country suffered serious flooding and we tried to help out by taking in a local 18 year old lad .Neither of us gave a thought to just how long a house takes to dry out but J was no trouble and once his headphones were on you tended to forget he was there.My husband was still able to work but i work from home and J would come and go during the day.Our only child is married and at first i got caught out a couple of times with very little on.J was really nice to me and said nice things that husbands tend forget matter when they have been married a long time. I married young and had never cheated but J seemed to arouse me when we were alone even though he was so young.One afternoon the phone rang while i was drying and dashing out from the shower room with a tiny towel and no panties on j saw me and a long Wow reached my ears before sorry. Our bedroom is opposite the bathroom but i never even tried to close the door and the phone rang on,j followed me in and i lay back for him his mouth kissing me everywhere unzipping he pushed fully into me ,he was so erect and maybe due to being so aroused i came very quickly and he was not far behind.Call me a slut call me anything ,but now he`s back with his family my panties come of whenever he wants me but now i have to insist on full protection
My mother had stopped having sex with my dad. I knew that he was always horny, and I often watched as he looked at my girlfriend. My mother would go to bed early and my gf, father and I would watch tv. One evening, my gf started kissing me and I whispered that we should go to our bedroom. My gf said let's just do it here. We were under a blanket and soon we had our clothes off. As I was fingering her wet cunt, she kicked the blanket off and my father saw her naked for the first time. My father took out his cock and was stroking it. My gf was watching my father, and she told me to sit up and then she asked my father to come and fuck her. My father got on top of her, and she guided his thick cock into her pussy. I sat there and watched as my father fucked my gf and came deep in her cunt. Then he got up and went to his bedroom. My gf told me to lick her, and I licked my father's cum out of her cunt and then I fucked her.