MARRIED GALS, e.g. Wedded Women & Oblivious Dumb Husbands, So Sad
Hi Fellas, how ya all doing today? Of course, I am directing this greeting and salutation to you Marries, Committed to be Married men. You guys who have bought the ring, and you and SHE have set the date to join in Holy Matrimony, Let No.Man Steal.your Thunder having your sweet little Bride Lay Under as another lucky guy slips her a dick...When you ain't looking.
Hi Guys! I an that rascal that loves to fuck married or Betrothed, brides to be, your lawful, two-timing, double-dealing, cheating, good for nothing, Bimbo that will betray you, Wife.
You boys know me, you worry that your woman will.meet.me. You are suspicious Your little lady has clandestine meetings with me. That I gaze in her eyes, whisper sweet nothings as I fondle her titties, finger her damp, secreting pussy as it begs for the moments, those precious moments when I am inside her slippery tunnel of Love. Her pretty legs wrapped around me, her arms pulling me closer. Indeed!. As she breathlessly Whimpers, " Oh my Gawd, fuck me deeper, harder, OMG, you fell so good, you're so big..nearly in tears of joy; " Don't cum in me, I'm off the pill! Bozo and I are trying to get pregnant! [ Will that baby🍼really be yours?
Don't fret Sparky! I may never even meet your wife. Thousands of other devils just like me may never meet her. But....? Will she look for and meet them? Are Extramarital Affairs rare, uncommon and seldom occur? Sadly, the are all too common. {℅ It's mostly Men that Cheat, not Women} EVERYBODY knows that.
DID YOU MARRIED MEN KNOW?.Often, the jealous, suspicious, accusatory hubby..Will Cheat Just because he suspects Wifey of Cheating.? Yes, the small minded, small dick Deceptive Devil will do that-----Beat the Bitch to the Punch!--- "Fucking pathetic excuse" But it is actually very commonplace.
Let me tell ya fellas. I picked up call her, Suzy a General Manager/ radio station owner's wife, call him, Bob. I met her on one of het, "Girl's Night Out" at a dance club. I am a good looking, suave, articulate, well educated, sweet talking Machiavellian sonofabitch. By closing time, Suzy had agreed to meet me the very next day. ( Just to talk, my hard dick/? Ass!) By 2:00pm. Next day Suzy and I are fucking in a motel room. I am eating that pussy, ( Bob won't) I got 9 inch 'Fatty' Suzy sez..holy shit! Bob's is around>6". No contest!
But-Now√it out. Bob is worth a couple a million ($) I am damn sure not..I got bills I have a hard time paying. However, it was never about mr stealing Suzy, ah fuck no! It's about using Suzy for a piece of ass, and her being Generous with Bob,'s money! Me as the Beneficiary, you boys Catching on, yet?
Let me give you Work-A-Day Willies HS. educated geniuses a quick course in, { The life of the Gigolo} ( Google it!)
Soon my velvet bullshit has me invited to Bob and Suzy's house. Ostensibly, As an old college friend of hers, Who just dropped in. That's just in case Bob comes home story, The unexpected Unanticipated visit of the husband, it can happen!
Soon Suzy is bold, brazen she permits me to sex her up in the Marriage bed. Fuck! I'm playing around, Putting on bob's underwear Dressing up in his suits, an arrogant, defiant, disrespectful gag, It's me behaving badly. But for a reason It's a purposeful Thing. Time for you wage & hour laborers to pay attention. ( Follow the next paragraph Closely and carefully)
Will come a time In every cheating two timing lying wife's Infidelity escapades, She will out of Simply illuminating risk factors, have to get rid of Me, say goodbye. She's beginning to realize the odds are not in her favor, It's a matter of time and good old, Bob may catch/bust her lying cheating ass. Yes, you guys remember, I screwed her in their marriage bed, I've been lost through the house Bob's clothes. Suzy Has told me a ton of stuff about her hobby That only she would know. Ut Ut 'Oh'-
Are you ready for it boys and girls? I'm not gonna be that easy to get rid of, No am I? What if I don't wanna be gotten rid of? What if I get real hurt? What if I go to bob and tell him what's been going on behind his back? No! It's not blackmail it's not extortion, it's Only me thinking out loud As Suzy Listens to our entire world fall apart. Suzy in her not heart rather her logic knows damn well, There is a very high probability I just might go to Bob With my story. A true undeniable irrefutable story. Everybody catching on now?
Navy boys making $19.75 an hour As a high school diploma laborer You won't ever have to worry about stuff like this. So back to Suzy. What will it take to make me go away Never come back and never talk to Bob? Fuck No! I don't ask that would be extortion! I let Suzy make me a " Proposition " It must never-ever Be construed as an Offer.. In a court of law, that could be misconstrued as accepting blackmail money. A drink could find me guilty of extortion. No we can't have that can we?
From the beginning of the story nothing's changed, I still like to seduce men's wives, get them to FUCK AROUND On new jokers and clowns. Making money as a Gigolo Is simply an occasionally A benefit of My job. Anyway, You are all curious what happened with me and Suzy. Fortunately for me Or shall I say to my benefit? Suzy Was in charge of finances Bob was oblivious. A cautionary note: Never take payments! Selena lump sum, Suzy handed me, And trust me, I thoroughly checked for a wire or recording devices Visual aids That man belong to the prying eyes of law enforcement. A lump sum payment of $25,000 Smack -a Roos. Of course it was always a chance By police. New operation like this is risk free. Yes so happens this one was smooth.
I think you boys and girls were listening And I hope you enjoyed this which was an extremely very true story And I am for real Looking for your wife.
Jibber Jabber