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Pants fall down on mechanical bull
Once when I was 15 I was waiting to ride a mechanical bull at a funfair. I was shirtless because it was hot and wearing blue skinny jeans. I was sagging about mid ass so you could see my boxer briefs that were red and yellow stripes. Anyway when I got on the Bull it started slowly then began to speed up. Well I was sitting on the Bull but could feel my jeans starting to slip. I then realised that there were about 20 girls about my age all watching and willing my jeans down. They reached the bottom of my ass and were only being held up by about an inch of material. Suddenly I lost grip and flew off the Bull. When I did my jeans fell to my ankles. The girls all took pictures and laughed at my underwear.
Oct 12
You're a fucking retard.