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Thanks but no thanks
I was talking out loud at work about my date saying it didn’t go that well, I did this and that and paid for it, I said I could of got myself a prostitute and have change so it was a terrible date.
Later that day a work colleague said I would have slept with you and you needn’t have to do any of the other stuff just the money will be ok.
I said like a prostitute! She said call it what you like I’m only interested in the money.
I didn’t take up her offer, something didn’t sit right.
You're an idiot. I would have had her over that night. I see escorts all the time when I travel. I've tried dating sites and it takes days or weeks to meet someone, and frequently it takes months to get anything at all. With an escort, I get sex every time I want. And the sex is phenomenal. I've fucked lots of girls, 18-70, petite, tiny tits, athletic ample tits, stunningly beautiful girls, average, Best sex of my life was with a former porn star. We fucked for 2 hours straight, Every time I'd slow down and get soft inside her she'd start sucking on my cock getting me hard again and stuff it back in her pussy. Every girl is different and when I met a new girl it is excitement like the first time I had sex with every new girl I meet.
You're an idiot.
I like how you called him an idiot, obviously you can’t read between the lines what you’ve said…
She wouldn't have had to ask me twice. I would have been paying her and enjoying her body. I feel every woman should have the right to exchange her body for money without being called a prostitute. You just paid another women and had a lousy time.