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Metropolitan detention center 80 29th Brooklyn P. Diddy Today🌟
A Former Occupant of Metro Detention Writes:
In 2006 I was at 80/29 MDC U BROOKLYN
I was on my way For little stay Add FCI Danbury
So let me tell all you fans Of love The puff daddy The P. Diddy WHAT THE RAPPER IS GOING THROUGH THIS VERY DAY
You all know, He's in an orange jumpsuit On the back of that jumpsuit Big old black letters MDC NYC B.
He sells 8 by 12See that is , 96 square 'For that brother to pace around all day So upset he can't read nothing He be crying out all the time, Somebody somebody I need a legal visit I need a legal visit! You can't read because you can't think because you're so distressed Imagine how distressed he is After the high he lived, Mansions men women dresses The best food you could eat$70,000,000 mansions, Freaky sex parties Could abuse any woman you wanted to Could slap around if you like.
That was the puff daddy's laugh Tell about 9 days ago, That negro ain't living like that no more. He just pacing around that cell and I don't want to jump, Tiny tiny glass Plexi window In a slot, To slip that sloppy child through.
Press lever I can't tell you what to feed there Because it's 1 thing it In the give you warm cup of coffee with no sugar no cream, You have to push a button to get water in your cell Stainless steel sink. For lunch You get a bologna sandwich With ketchup not mustard Lukewarm coffee And an orange or an apple. Breakfast Nastio cream of wheat looking stuff no sugar no milk A coffee no sugar no cream.
And then you got All day long to pace around that cell I need a legal visit I need a legal call I need a legal call. You think those cold hearted guards think1 thing about you screaming Ain't even listening to you. Check every hour to see you ain't killed yourself. Are you on suicide watch 5 minutes.
Now I wonder if the puff daddy is gonna name all those movie stars All those Hollywood elites directors producers other people in the music business I think some careers are gonna go down the toilet.
So let's all say a little prayer for love P. Diddy to puff daddy.
On second thought we can't Cause this son of a bitch is godless And he's gonna do in prison, He's gonna go to a federal correctional institute Maybe they complete him down to a camp He could plead out and maybe do 25.
I don't think puff daddy is gonna be doing much entertaining If your baby is 1 years old right now He could maybe see the puff daddy when he's like 76 or 77Walking with Walking wig with a cane somewhere Bye-bye puff daddy l. Big time sex fun is over You caged animal now And you deserve every second of it.
It's the place Since there ain't no place around the place, That rich and formidable Most popular pedophile The model is Jeffrey Epstein, Met his fatal end, Awwwwww,po thing hims hanged hims wittle self really, Seriously?
Now Love, Baby, Puff Daddy Sean Sean P. Diddy Rap a tap tap
Lets have a freak on, somebody bring 1,00 bottles of Costco in bulk, Baby Oil let's get down Puff Daddy is a Skin flute player, He's a sword fighter, Nasty stinking brown eye, And too, Let's abuse some women Puff daddy He'll take them too!
He’s gonna be Epsteined pretty soon. Otherwise we learn who else attended the sex parties. Law enforcement already knows, but not the public. He won’t get the chance to out the sports stars, actors and politicians that had a grand time.