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My plan backfired
I went out for a girls night out. I’m a 42 year old and still in good shape. Let’s just say that I didn’t have to pay for my drinks. On the way home I was pulled over by the police on the highway. I wasn’t drunk but I did smell like a bar and honestly I had been drinking.
My plan was to unbutton a few buttons on my top to distract him with my 34c breasts. By the time he came to my window I was displaying significant cleavage.
He seemed very professional when he took my license. When he returned he asked where I was coming from and how much I had to drink. I told him the truth and he asked me to step out of my car.
When I did he walked me to the back of my car and onto the shoulder away from traffic although there wasn’t much traffic that time of night. When he turned away for a quick second I took the opportunity to open another button. He looked at me for a long second.
He thought that I might be DWI and had me take a test. I was to stand on one leg so he could check my balance. My heels and tight skirt made that request difficult and I told him that. I asked if I could take off my heels and he agreed.
I tried to balance and couldn’t. I made the excuse that my skirt was too tight. He sarcastically said ‘I suppose you want to take that off too?’ I thought that if I didn’t pass his test that I was going to jail. Still hoping that I could distract him I asked ‘can I take it off?’
He just stared at me so I took that as an ‘I’m waiting’ and unzipped my skirt and pushed it down over my hips. Stepping out of it I laid it on the trunk of my car.
My blouse tails covered my panties. I’m stood facing him and he asked ‘are you done?’ I looked around and still worried about possibly going to jail I said ‘if it gets me out of a ticket then no I’m not done’
Again he said nothing and just watched as I finished unbuttoning my blouse and laying it in my trunk. He said nothing and just looked at me. I hesitated for a moment then reaching behind me I unfastened my bra and laid it on my trunk. Looking back at him he just looked at me so I slipped off the only remaining piece of clothing I had left. I laid my panties on the trunk and faced him.
He finally spoke saying ‘ok turn around and put your hands on the car and spread your legs. He frisked me feeling my tits, ass and pussy. He put a hand on the back of my neck and pushed until my face was on the trunk of my car.
There I was bent over and naked with my ass sticking out like an invitation as a few cars passed. He slipped a finger in my pussy and kneaded my tits. He removed his finger from my bow hot and wet pussy and without a word pushed his cock in me and fucked me on the side of the road.
He did make me cum. When he was done fucking me he posed me for a few pictures front and back and even one of me sitting on my trunk with my legs wide open and my shaved pussy.
He said. ‘I didn’t think you were drunk but thanks for the entertainment. He waited for me to dress before he drove off.
It was a good night out
Before we met my very sexy slim blonde wife was returning home from a pool party with co-workers.
She'd had plenty to drink....and was driving slowly and carefully....until she turned the wrong way down a one-way street. Only a short block long - behind a school, but long enough for the village cop to pull her over.
She told me that she had purchased a new one-piece suit to impress a sexy coworker at the party. She said the push-up cups did a LOT for her small breasts, and that it was cut very high on the hips...with a Brazilian cut rear. Showing a lot of her very fit bare bottom on each side of the fabric.
A young and very nice looking cop approached her car, smelled the alcohol on her and asked her to step out of her car. She noticed how much he was enjoying her young body.
She was wearing a shorty cotton robe, belted loosely.
She was flirting with this guy - because she was tipsy and because she is a big flirt when drinking! Still is!!
Not worried about legal trouble - she was more interested in flirting with this cute young cop. - she was 29.
Out of her car, and walks to the side, spreads her legs wide, leans over the hood and says, "I suppose you want to pat me down. So....go ahead sir."
She said she'd done such a good job displaying her body - he didn't hesitate! He got close, put his face against the side of hers, "smelling my lotion and pool water in my blonde hair. He put one hand firmly on my inner thigh - slid it up and ran the side of it through the crotch of her wet suit. Then he give my bare bottom a good feeling up while breathing hard at my neck. Then he slid his hand around on my bare hip to my mound and in he went! Rubbing my clit while dry humping my rear!"
Did you cum?
"By the sound of it - we both did! I gave him my number - we dated a few - but he was way too fast and liked rough stuff for me. Broke it off after a couple weeks. But I sure was a naughty girl that night!"
Nothing like taking a cop’s nightstick. I blew my way out of a ticket once. Similar circumstances except I really was technically drunk, although barely over and real close to home. I outright offered- blowjob and no ticket. He had me get in his vehicle passenger seat and just lean over and go for it. He put his hand in my pants, down my ass and fingered my pussy whiled I worked. He must have been super horny because I never took so much cum in my mouth when he ejaculated. But I gulped it down, avoided the ticket, and made it home safe.