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Outdoor nudity in Chesterfield MO
Open up a new tab while reading this post. Go to Google Maps and search for "Conway Road & Hoffman Chesterfield MO." Then switch to satellite view. Your red map marker will be right on top of a power station at Hoffman. Just to the right of this power station is a wooded area that butts up against a little subdivision of town homes. These are MY WOODS.
I tell my wife that I'm headed out for a walk; she likes the fact that I'm getting my exercise. What she doesn't know is that I'm getting my exercise in the nude.
I'll veer off the sidewalk along Conway Road to walk across the open field you see between Conway and the woods. I usually walk the perimeter of the field so that any passersby in cars won't get suspicious as to what I'm up to. For all they know the field perimeter is just another part of my route. I enter the woods only when Conway Road is free of traffic.
I'm wearing minimal clothing--i.e., t-shirt, walking shorts, shoes. No underwear. The less that I have to take off, the better. I kick off my shoes without untying them...I love the feel of moist dirt against the soles of my bare feet. I peel off my t-shirt and climb out of my shorts.
I'm totally naked.
I continue my walk through the woods. I'll spend a good 30-45 minutes out here roaming around in the nude, edging to thoughts of watching my long-legged wife getting fucked by one or more of the neighborhood hubbies that I see ogling her whenever she's out and about in her slutty walking shorts. She can be such a fucking prick tease.
When I'm close, I plop myself down against the base of a tree. I'm imagining my wife right there in front of me on her hands and knees getting spit-roasted by two of our neighbors. I'll talk to them. I'll tell them what to do to her. Smack her ass, boys. Yank her hair. She likes to be manhandled, guys. Really give her what she deserves, ya know?
I let out a loud groan. I shoot ROPES of cum all over myself. I wipe it off my belly and my tits and I eat it. So yummy.
I get dressed and return home to my wife.
"How was your walk, honey?," she chirps.
"It was great," I reply.
Then I hop into the shower to clean off my filthy trail feet that are caked with dirt. Good thing we've got a hand-held shower head.
Gosh I wish I was still in chesterfield. Wife and I lived there back in 2018. The women there are such milfs.
I wish you still lived here. We could meet up in the woods and you could watch me beat off while talking dirty about my wife. You wouldn't even have to take off your clothes. I'd be totally naked, sitting back against the base of a tree, stroking like mad while you stood there in front of me telling me all about what you and my wife have been up to behind my back.
And my wife is definitely one of them...the way she shows off her long legs in her slutty walking shorts, making all of the neighborhood hubbies rock hard. Yeah, I know what they're thinking about when I see them ogling her.
SUNDAY, AUGUST 18th. Just a heads up to anybody living nearby. It's going to be a gorgeous week with low humidity. Planning on taking a walk everyday and ducking into the woods for a stroke about my wife in her slutty shorts showing off to the neighborhood hubbies.
FRIDAY, AUGUST 9th. Spent a leisurely 45 minutes in "my woods" walking around naked and edging. I absolutely love the feel of the moist dirt beneath the soles of my feet. So erotic! I'd stop at different trees and lean back against them, imagining my long-legged brunette wife down on all fours right there in front of me getting fucked by one or more of the neighborhood hubbies while they all made fun of my pathetic "little boy cock" (my wife's words, not mine). I had my cell phone with me so I could watch some PowerPoint slide shows that I'd created using slutty pics of my wife (that she knows absolutely nothing about...they're all "creep" shots) and pics of the neighborhood hubbies I think might be fucking her that I'd copied from Facebook. So fucking hot. And guess what? MY WIFE ACTUALLY CALLED ME WHILE I WAS OUT THERE! No shit! She just wanted to let me know that she was going to the store and wouldn't be home when I got back..asked me where I was on my "walk." Of course I lied. But just talking to her on the phone while edging naked in the woods made my shoot a massive load all over the ground when I hung up.
Was this around noon and were you wearing black shorts and a grey top? Because I was heading home down Conway and happened to see a guy dressed like that walking the perimeter of the field that separates these woods from Conway. I thought it was odd since I never see anyone walking there.
Yep, that was me! You should have parked your car and followed me in there. I'd have been more than happy to give you a blowjob and have you ejaculate all over my face. I'd wear it all the way home and wipe it off with a towel that I keep in the back seat of my car.
SUNDAY, JUNE 16th. Hotter than hell outside but a great day for a walk. I hit the woods around noon and did my thing, using the sweat pouring off my torso for lube as I edged my stiff cock. All I could think about was my slutty wife prick-teasing the neighbors and making them hard in her short shorts. They want to do her out here...I know they do.
I know exactly where this is. I don't live nearby but I'm going to start driving down Conway Road more frequently looking for you. Maybe follow you into the woods if I see you.
I live off of White Road not far from here. I'm gonna have to keep an eye out for you as I'm heading home down Conway.