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Oh to be 22 again
I am a 72-year-old man who has always loved to masturbate. Nothing gives me more pleasure than pleasuring me. Lest you get the wrong impression, I also love to fuck. I've been married for 37 years, and although we've slowed down considerably, I still fuck my wife at least once a week, usually doggy, and eat her pussy a couple of times.
But since I was maybe 13 I have always jacked off at least once almost every day. One Saturday evening exactly 50 years ago I found myself home alone watching TV. With my roommates out somewhere I was looking forward to "Powder Blue Theatre." Every Saturday for a short time our cable company showed soft porn, tits-and-ass flicks, no in-out action, no graphic genitalia, just simulated sex, but it was good enough for a guy in his 20s with a perpetual boner. Anyway, the movie comes on and I have never forgotten the hilarious title: Do Me, Do Me, Do Me. And they did. About two minutes in, first bare titties, and of course my 22-year-old cock springs to attention. So of course I take care of it. Couple of minutes later the faux fucking begins, and of course I've got another hardon, so of course I take care of it. It soon became a challenge to myself, and by the time the 70-minute movie ended I had masturbated eight times. And I'm not talking edging and backing off, I mean I full-on ejaculated eight fucking times in barely more than an hour.
Before or since, I don't think I've ever tossed it off more than three times in a day, but that night it all came together, so to speak. Writing about the fond memory seems to have given me a raging boner. Wife in bed long ago, so if you'll excuse I think I'm going to call up some porn and jerk off.
Back then the girls must have had beautiful thick bushes , my favorite
To each their own, but the day pubic hair died was an excellent day in my book. And tit for tat too: no fur on my 72-year-old balls.
I'm 68 and wife and I both are bare down there. We both prefer no pubic hair. I masturbate almost every day too. wife knows and sometimes helps. She will play with "Kitty" too, sometimes using a toy. We aren't afraid to masturbate in front of each other or worry that the other knows. Hell last weekend I was watching football and I hear he moaning from the bedroom. I look in and she is using her wand on herself. I watched until she had her orgasm and went back to the game. At 1/2 time I jerked off in the bedroom while she made snacks for the 2nd 1/2. After the game we fucked for about an hour.