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Weirdest celebrity crush
My husband and I started watching Taskmaster NZ, and I have the most inexplicable crush on Urzila Carlson. It’s the big thighs, the blonde hair, the belly and the double-chin, the swagger in that pink high-viz jacket, the way she flirts with Paul but also treats Laura like someone she could just take whenever she wants …
Mmm
I’ve never been with another woman before, but I would do anything she asked me to. I would be her concubine and pet.
I love fatties myself. She's a porker, but pretty cute also.
She has a femme dad bod. There’s no other way to describe it.