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Well, that was awkward with my teenager!
Pretty simple story:
For the past 3 days I've been carrying something in the pocket of my Levis.
I only just started doing this - stumbled upon it one day in the bathroom clothes hamper.
So, today - my hands were full with all the junk my teenager had purchased - plus a big heavy bag of groceries.
The front door to our house is locked and the keys are in my pocket. My daughter says "which pocket ?"
Totally forgetting what's in that pocket! -- I push my hip towards my daughter and she fishes around in my pocket, her hand stops moving, brow furrows.....then she pulls out the keys tangled in a pair of her little bikini panties!
They are pale yellow - and quite sheer.....and, more embarrassingly - they were freshly worn before I put them in my pocket!
She holds them up, her eyes big, then she inspects them - and 'Oh man!'....I thinks she's figured out that they are "worn" panties!
"Umm, Dad! - (she's laughing softy and grinning mischievously) "why do you have my panties in your pocket?!"
Oh, "ess ache eye tee!" I think.
Quick as a flash - my brain works and I sputter in fake anger, "those are your mother's, young lady!!!"
"Aren't they?!"
"No pops - these are MY panties! And ...whatever - why are you walking around with panties - mine OR mom's for that matter - IN your pocket!?"
"Well, those are your mom's - and why I choose to carry your mom's panties with me...is frankly above your pay-grade young lady! Now give me those!"
"No dad! - these are my underwear and I'm putting them back in the wash - no telling what guys do with a girl's bikini panties! Geesh - men are soo weird! Does mom know your thing with panties, hers or mine?"
"Yes, she knows about my 'panty thing' as you call it - but maybe we could keep this between you and I? I'm embarrassed that I mistook your underwear."
"Yeah - well I'd rather not think about what you are doing with my used ("SHIT!") panties in your pocket - but I've heard about this stuff. I guess you're just being a guy!"
She untangled the keys and unlocked the door. She was still laughing a little. Which is a good thing I think.
I'll have to be pretty convincing about mistaking the panties ,if and when, my wife brings this up!
But you ask:
"Why am I carrying a teen's panties in my pocket?"
Why do you think!
.....of course I thought they were my wife's....
I used to get hard seeing 4 or 6 pair of my teenage daughters bikini panties flapping in the breeze on the clothes line on sunny days, when my wife saved a few bucks by hanging a wet load out back.
There were wife's clothes and mine hanging out there - then that one day I saw those little flowered bikinis. I asked my wife..."something new?"...being dumb!
"No, hon - those are Nickie's panties."
Ah geez ---- I'm not a pervert - but she'd no idea what her sentence did to me!
(this very secret panty thing started for me when I was about 15 and quite by accident discovered a pair of my cute mom's little tiger stripe panties in the dirty clothes hamper in the bathroom)
What’s better than sniffing a thong string that smells like a hotties tight little asshole? Nothing! I’ve have beat my hard cock many time while whiffing some fragrant skiddie ass juice stained panties and it always makes my cum leap out from my swollen cock head.
Being a mom, you need a good spanking over my knee on your bare behind for starters . you are a bad girl.
When I started sleeping with my husband's friend, I'd place a pair of my VS thongs in his coat pocket or stuff them in his pants or shorts pocket while giving him a hug before he left.
He'd message me when he got home with a photo asking when I was going to come get them.....lol
That went on for three years and to this day my husband has no clue.
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I love smelling and tasting my daughters panties when they were growing up.