I Pooped My Pants at Work

I was in a Board Meeting today after having Taco Bell for lunch I started to regret it after I accidently farted in the board meeting which caught everyone' attention.

My Boos looked at me and asked if I had to go to the bathroom as the whole board meeting started to stink after I accidently farted and I tried to squeeze my ass long enough to get through this meeting but the worst was yet to come.

I really felt like I was about to blow up any second as I felt my chair vibrate and before you know it my pants felt wet and the whole board room smelled like shit.

My Boss looked at me and I old him "I Crapped My Pants and everyone in the meeting was either laughing or looked horrified that a grown man shit his pants at work.

My Boss asked me to go to the restroom and he actually accompanied me to the restroom as I pulled my pants down and there were shit stains all over my thighs, my underwear was covered in shit and my boss nearly threw up.

So I took my pants and my underwear off as my boss looked at my pale, cottage cheese looking ass and said.

"My Milk looks less spoiled than your asscheeks."

My Boss then asked me to bend over as I bended over as my boss took a wad of toilet paper and wiped my ass. Yes you've heard of employees who kiss their boss's ass ass? My Boss wiped his Employees Ass after shitting his pants in the boardroom.

My Boss then put baby powder on my ass, and gave me an adult diaper to wear as I took the humiliating walk back to my car to go home as everyone in the office laughed at me

When my wife and kids heard the story they laughed at me as my kids call me "Daddy Doo Doo Pants."

Well guess I better update my resume to where I don't accidently shit myself on the job.

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