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What’s the weirdest sex you’ve had?
I’d love to hear about the weirdest, strangest, most unusual or downright wacky sexual experience you’ve had.
Mine’s pretty tame but funny. In college I picked up this girl at the local pub. She was a new British exchange student recently arrived in the US that was in one of my classes so I knew her a bit but not well. I always thought she was sort cute although overweight. After 5-6 beers she seemed downright hot and somehow lost about 40 pounds. To be fair, she seemed unusually interested in me too, so she’d obviously consumed her share of alcohol as well.
Closing time came and we left together to go back to my room since I had a single and she had a roommate. We were in bed very quickly and almost immediately she made it clear she wanted anal sex. I was sort of surprised and doing a normal progression leading up to typical intercourse but she was impatient and kept trying to bring it back to anal. She kept saying “fuck me in me fanny” in that Liverpool accent. So finally I went for it and was trying to carefully work my way in and she gets all upset and says “I said in me fanny not me arse”.
I was confused, and drunk don’t forget, and said “I thought your fanny is your ass”. She laughed and explained that in the UK the word fanny is the equivalent of pussy in the US. I was very pleased about that and proceeded to fuck her fanny very very hard. But in the middle of that she starts saying “that’s a good cunt, fuck me fanny…fuck it”. Now I’d never been called a cunt before but at that very moment didn’t care and pounded her fanny for all it was worth until I exploded in her, which she enjoyed. Afterwards I asked why she was calling me a cunt. She laughed again and I got another vocabulary lesson that in the UK cunt means so many more things than in the US, including being a term of endearment for a good chap. For the record, until we graduated I was a good cunt and fucked her fanny quite a bit. And I even fucked her “arse” a time or two. Lol
Family union. We were swimming in their lake. Wrapped my legs around my cousin. While we were chatting, I felt my swimsuit pushed over. Then oh my
Part 2
I tried everything that iI could think of to “force her”. I pulled her hair until it started pulling out from the roots, slapped-kicked-punched-whipped-called her every name that pisses women off. I lit a candle and dripped hot wax on her nipples, and also tried to drip wax on her clit and anus bet she fought and clenched up so it just burned her skin. She looked pretty rough at this point covered in welts, slap marks, wax drippings, burns, etc.
I wasn’t feeling good about what I had done to her, my dick had long since gone soft.
She looked like hell, I was not happy with myself for what I had done so far, and was thinking that it would be hard to explain why this wasn’t a torture and rape.
I was about to give up.
And then she started taunting me, “make me suck it”, quit fucking around if you want to fuck me you can, but make me do it”, can’t you make me?” and she didn’t stop saying shit like that until I was pissed off.
I slapped as hard as I could, knocking her against the wall, and she fell on the floor. I picked her up and through her over the end of the bed and shoved some fingers into her pussy and my thumb in her ass while she was trying to prevent me from getting even that. I fought to keep my fingers in her and she just kept fighting and continued taunting me, completely humiliating me for not making her suck my dick.
Part 3
My dick was hard now, my fingers in her still. I tried to fuck her from behind, but she was strong enough to wiggle until I wasn’t in her, and she hadn’t stopped with the insulting taunts.
I grabbed her by the hair and through her face first into the wall, spun her around and gut punched her several times and the punched her in the face. Then I forced my thumb into her cheek-past her teeth and forced her jaw open, my thumb went into her throat and I left it there so she couldn’t close her mouth.
Shoving her to her knees by holding her by her this way, I shoved my cock into her mouth until she started gaging. I pulled back a little and told her that if she puked she was going to have to suck off me with the puke in her mouth. And then I started fucking her throat while she gaged. When I was ready to cum, I let go of her jaw, grabbed her hair and held her head until I was finished cumming in her throat. She was almost passed out when I let her go.
She was a mess, everything I said before but now with her hair a complete mess, her makeup and tears smeared everywhere.
After cleaning up, she said thats how she wanted to have sex from now on, only rougher.
We only had sex one more time, before I told her I couldn’t handle what she wanted me to do. Time permitting I will post part 2 of this story detailing that last time I fucked her.
I met this Japanese exchange research fellow aged about 35 at my dorm. Soon we got friendly as my lez instinct responded to her more and more. One night she invited me to her room, and as I entered the room she planted a soft kiss on my cheek. I found it an opportunity to kiss her on her lips but it lingered on for several minutes. Soon we were tongue-fighting and she started to suck on my tongue while pressing my boobs by her hand. This was a new experience for me and I too reciprocated drawing her tongue into my mouth. WOW! this new found joy I would never forget in my life.
Was it a one time thing or did you have other lesbian experiences? Did the two of you luck each others pussy?
I was a real estate appraiser years ago and went to appraise a house one day. The owner was very clearly gay and as he gave me a tour around the house mad many sexual overtures that I initially ignored but then warmed to. Now I was married at the time but but had lots of gay sex fantasies, me in panties and thigh highs being submissive. He was more of a dominant, a bit younger with a nice fit body and I must admit I was very sexually attracted. I started responding to his comments with my own suggestive comments to let him know I might be receptive (lol literally).
As he concluded the tour, coincidentally in the bedroom, I noticed a big pump bottle of lube and a few packs of condoms on the bedside table. I was nervous as hell but realized this was an ideal opportunity I might never see again. He said “so do you have any questions” referring to the house. Before I knew what I was doing I heard myself say “yes, do you want me on my knees with your cock in my mouth or in bed on my back, legs up and spread.
He laughed, knowing he’d seduced me as planned, and said “I don’t have to choose, bitch”. I dropped to my knees and unbuckled his pants and slid them down along with his underwear, then proceeded to mimic all the gay pornography I’d watched and sucked him best I could, letting him know I had no experience. After a while of training me to suck cock he took me to bed and and lubed then fucked my virgin asshole in every imaginable position. I wasn’t really properly “prepared” and it got messy. But he didn’t care so I didn’t either. He literally fucked the shit out of me. When he was ready to cum, he pulled the condom off and shot all over my face in one big creamy blast after
another. We showered and I left. Lucky for me I was wrong, that wasn’t my only opportunity. He fucked me and fed me cock weekly for two years til my (now ex) wife found out.
My boss and I stayed after work one day to replacing barrel heater bands on one of the injection molding presses. When we finished we both went to the locker room to shower and change. He started asking me about my sexual lifestyle, (I'm gay), and how I discovered my sexual preference. I pretty much explained my entire life, and how I came to enjoy the gay lifestyle. As we are both still sitting there on the bench naked I noticed he was getting an erection. I offered to take care of it for him. He told me it had many years since he'd had a blow job, said his wife wouldn't do that. But wasn't sure if he wanted a guy sucking his cock, said he wasn't gay. I told him lay back on the bench and close his eyes I got between his legs and got to work. It wasn't long and he was moaning with pleasure. Then his testicles tightened, his cock started to twitch and jump. Then arched his back yelled "I'm cumming", and I swallowed every drop.
This was only the first, we developed quite a good working relationship.
You had me at injection molding.
Fucked my gf on the conference table at work
Birthday getaway with my wife. She gave me a blow job right after my morning shower, she swallowed. We went out for the day, spent all day having fun at a resort, drank a lot and came back to the room. We had sex, I came in her pussy. She was drunk and said something like “you came in my mouth and pussy today, all that’s left is my ass!” I said “well it is still my birthday” she said “okay, cum in my ass, but I want you to lick it first”. I ate her ass and then had anal sex with her and came in her asshole. It started a tradition, it’s been 14 years now, and every birthday I get the trifecta, I get to cum in her in every way.
I went to my then girlfriend, now wife's house to see her. She had a sleepover with her friend. I'm they were sleeping in the same bed as most teenagers girls do. I snuck into her room and quietly woke her and began playing with her. She recripricated and let me climb on top of her while her friend was asleep. I was slowly making love to her when I felt a hand on my ass, then a finger curcled then went in my asshole. Her friend had woken up and was fingering my damn asshole and i loved it. I didn't say a word and kept fucking my wife. When I came it was crazy how much! Her friend rolled over and I could see her hand going crazy under the covers. I layed between them and gave her friend a hand Cumming. My wife never let us fuck but I did get to help her cum a few times while the wife watched. I so wanted them both but they never would go for it together. Her friend is married now but we've kept in touch. She was a stripper for many years and still sexy as fuck at 54! Id kove a repeat of our teenage years but maybe take it further now! So that's my crazy story!