Channel surfing

I started my day jerking off to our photo album, particularly pictures of my mom and sister. Not kidding, I really like imagining them both tied up on my bed.
By the afternoon I was jerking off to that Wednesday show on Netflix. I was picturing Jenna hanging upside down in my basement helpless as I do my thing. Later I found an Audrey Hepburn movie on television and started to picture her as my slave. I tied her up and nailed her in the butt. By 6p I was jerking it to some hot local news anchors.
I’m on a roll. Next were the girls from Stranger Things and Cobra Kai.
I took a break then went after some old school ladies; Angela from Who’s the Boss. I also pulled the rod to Blanche from the Golden Girls.
I did some internet porn before looking up female wrestling matches on YouTube. In the shower I jerked my stick to Ms. Huxtable from The Cosby Show.
As the end of the day drew closer, I was jerking to one of those ANSWERS THE INTERNET’S MOST ASKED QUESTIONS videos featuring Isabela Merced and Kiernan Shipka. I throughly enjoyed that. Now I lay me down to sleep jerking off to a scenario in my head where I was banging 90’s Hillary Clinton, Laura Bush, Melania Trump, and Jill Biden. Now I’m posting this to Naughty Posts, damned it was a good day. Can’t wait for tomorrow.

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