Channel surfing

I started my day jerking off to our photo album, particularly pictures of my mom and sister. Not kidding, I really like imagining them both tied up on my bed.
By the afternoon I was jerking off to that Wednesday show on Netflix. I was picturing Jenna hanging upside down in my basement helpless as I do my thing. Later I found an Audrey Hepburn movie on television and started to picture her as my slave. I tied her up and nailed her in the butt. By 6p I was jerking it to some hot local news anchors.
I’m on a roll. Next were the girls from Stranger Things and Cobra Kai.
I took a break then went after some old school ladies; Angela from Who’s the Boss. I also pulled the rod to Blanche from the Golden Girls.
I did some internet porn before looking up female wrestling matches on YouTube. In the shower I jerked my stick to Ms. Huxtable from The Cosby Show.
As the end of the day drew closer, I was jerking to one of those ANSWERS THE INTERNET’S MOST ASKED QUESTIONS videos featuring Isabela Merced and Kiernan Shipka. I throughly enjoyed that. Now I lay me down to sleep jerking off to a scenario in my head where I was banging 90’s Hillary Clinton, Laura Bush, Melania Trump, and Jill Biden. Now I’m posting this to Naughty Posts, damned it was a good day. Can’t wait for tomorrow.

Feb 26

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    • Blanche from the Golden Girls? That’s a first.

    • Damned dude, you’re gonna rip your cock right off one of these days. Get some help.

    • I've wanked thinking about fucking my mother and sister,I've seen my mother having sex with my dad on many occasions,she's got a lovely hairy cunt,I've seen my sister nude too and her pussy is shaved smooth,my dad passed away 7 years ago so I'm guessing my mother must be gagging for some cock,I've thought of a few scenarios but I think my best shot would be at a funeral and going back to mums house to continue drinking and get the conversation onto sex saying my wife thinks my cock is big then ask my mother and sister if they agree and get my cock out mmm

    • That’s funny.

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