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Wife helped with revenge on coworker
At a team lunch a young, pretty-boy asshole of a coworker thought he was being funny when he insulted my beautiful curvy wife for not being skinny enough for his tastes.
Bringing my wife to the office one evening later that week after dinner out, I told her what my coworker had said and my plan for revenge. She knows what the guy is like and agreed to the plan.
We went to the guy's office and got undressed. I sat in his chair and she mounted me for a while but I had to slide my butt off the chair because the arms were in the way. So I sat her back down on his desk and ate her out for a bit. As planned, I then got up, disconnected his phone from the wall and the handset from the base unit, and started sliding the handset over her body, down her neck, around her tits, teasing her nipples, across her tummy and finally down to her wet pussy.
The handset is typical width at the earpiece end but narrows at the mouthpiece. Holding it by the earpiece I slid the narrow end around her pussy until it was slick then carefully inserted it into her. As I slowly fucked her with my coworker's handset she masturbated, moaning and shuddering when she came. I then put the handset down, turned her over, and fucked her with her big tits pressed against the papers and junk on his desk.
I was tempted to leave the very obvious wet spot on the edge of his desk but ended up (mostly) wiping it up, and after I put the phone back together we got dressed and left. I wanted to visit him in his office the next day and hopefully catch him on the phone but I couldn't come up with an excuse to go see him. I like to imagine my wife's pussy in his face every time he talks to a client, though.
What were you thinking? Why in the world wouldn’t you have ejaculated in his coffee cup? That’s what I always do to coworkers that are total assholes. So much enjoyment watching them sip their coffee.
He doesn't take cream.
She’s still a fat ho
Just because you have a small penis and can’t satisfy a big woman it’s no need to call her fat. I mean she didn’t call you needle dick, right?
Yes, she's a lot of fun.
Does he hate your wife that bad? Since your old ladies pussy is all over his face and mouth is she down to fuck him now? What would've been revenge is leaving your jizz all over his phone! Then ask him how your cum tastes!
Why would I jizz on his phone? He didn't insult me, he insulted my wife.
An insult to my wife is an insult to me. You should open your marriage to him to prove to him thick chick's rock!
I'd be willing to let him have that experience but it's pointless since they don't like each other.
Too bad, I love thick women! If you know you know, so much better than a boney skinny girl! His loss!
I agree. I have been with both and i can tell you that thicker women can fuck so much better!
Or better still, leave your jizz up his tight ass after you have skull fucked him.