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How do I deal with having sex twice a year?
My wife is 72 years old and has absolutely no interest in sex. She used to give me what she called hot coffee blows wherein I would make up a pot of coffee on a Sunday morning and bring her the paper and she would alternate between taking sips of hot coffee and sucking the head and frenulum of my penis. You want to talk about "hot"... Even in my thirties I could only take so much of that and had ejaculation that just didn't seem to stop. She was always a spitter; never swallowed a single load. I wish she had and have always wanted to know why. She will never talk about sex; I have tried many times to hint and have lately come out and just asked what I am doing wrong or could change to generated some interest. She just changes the subject. I have recently taken to buying her toys and offering to do anything she needs. Still nothing. I am wondering if I should just come out and ask her if she wants to treat this as a transaction. What would you charge me for a blowjob? How much to swallow a load? I am five years younger than she and take cialis for rock hard erections so it isn't that. I know she has vaginal dryness and doesn't want to use lubricants. I have no evidence of any other relationships and she is always home so there isn't any opportunity for some other cock in the picture. I am only average length but above average girth. I am at my wits end and had hoped for a few great years of retirement with a lot of time for sex and intimacy. Any ideas? I need a woman...
Find a guy that likes sucking cock. He will blow you as often as you would like
She’s being selfish by not even talking about it.
Talk about it with her. She should understand you have needs, even if she doesn't. Everyone is different.
After that, it's up to you to find a girl. Try old friends, friends who swing, gloryholes, even tinder might be a good fit for you