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I took a shit in my own mouth
To help you visualise, I'm a slender trans person in my late 20s, with a feminine body & have a dick. I've got small tits and a perky butt, hairless from the eyes down. I've posted my body online before and I've had some interest. I'm not some weird basement creep, i have a job and a family and all that - just a secret kink side i wanna share.
I've always found myself sexually intrigued by almost every kink I've come across as a teen. I think it's a taboo thing. I eventually found watersports and found that a huge turn on. Especially women pissing themselves. Then drinking piss straight from the source (idk why its grosser drinking from a cup to me?).
It was a step from that to find women shitting their panties to be extremely erotic. Something about them desperately holding it in until their asshole just couldn't hold it back anymore. The humiliation of having their knickers in a big mound of shit at the back.
I copied them of course and found it so hot. The first time i filled my sister's panties up with shit and wanked til i came. The second time i did the same but sat down and humped the floor so it would smear everywhere. I made sure i had big firm turds before doing it, otherwise it would just be disappointing.
I would wake up in the middle of the night sometimes incredibly horny. I'd stick my finger in my ass and suck on it, not a care in the world if it was dirty. At this point i had a girlfriend who would give me her dirty panties, making sure she didn't wipe before wearing them. I would get rock hard erections just from sniffing the brown stains on them, and couldn't resist licking them clean.
I had to go all the way. The thought of properly eating my own shit had my heart pounding in excitement. But i was apprehensive too of course. I built my way up, shitting in a condom and sucking on it just to get an idea. But it wasn't enough.
So i waited til i needed to shit, that full colon sensation. Then i waited a day to really make sure i had plenty loaded up. Then i got myself in a contorted position, upside down in the shower. Ass over my face as much as possible. I pissed in my mouth and all over my face to start with, which i absolutely loved. I really wished it was somebody else but i gotta make do. Then i pushed out a massive turd halfway, opened my mouth just begging for any of it to hit my mouth. The thought of it landing on my face was delightful. My heart was racing, i pushed some more, and it landed right in my open mouth.
The taste was bitter and it stank to high heaven but i was in bliss. I moved my tongue around it so it slid further into my mouth. I wrapped my lips around it, felt its warm girth and sticky texture. It left a skid mark down my hairless balls and cock on it's way down.
I ran my tongue along it so it started to choke me a little. It was like old stale coffee, not the worst thing in the world, but so erotic. When i was done tasting it, i let it fall out of my mouth to the side. I picked it up and smeared it all over my body, eventually cumming an absurd amount.
I immediately felt weirded out by the experience but tried not to shame myself. I was actually kinda proud, how many people are lucky enough to enjoy this and actually be brave enough to try? I'm not hurting anyone, so what? I did want to clean up so i didn't get caught though. I tried washing my mouth with soap. It tasted wayyyyy worse than the shit, believe me, don't do it.
Since then I've taken a shit in my panties and kissed it / licked it. Its so hot having that brown lipstick on, and a shit coated tongue. I moved onto chewing and swallowing too. It helps to imagine I'm being forced, and i think I'd like to try eating somebody's shit some day. The thought of being dominated by a big daddy who sits on my face and takes a big shit in my mouth makes me shiver in delight. I want to learn how to deep throat so a big bull can piss down my throat too. Then use my throat like a vagina to breed with.
Many stories here are obviously fake. You can decide if mine is.
My wife, and I love drinking each others pee. Every morning when we get up. We both head to the bathroom. I'll lay on the floor, then my wife would sit on my open mouth and pee in it. I drink every drop of it. Then she will get up and sit on the toilet to take her morning poop. While she is doing that I'll stick my cock in her mouth and pee. She also drinks every drop.
Well one morning after she had finished pooping. Joking, she asked if I want to lick her butt hole clean. I thought for a second, and said yes. She kinda looked surprised, but she turned around and bent over. I licked it slowly at first but amazed at how surprisingly good it tasted. Just went wild on her cute little butt hole. I liked it squeaky clean outside, and even stuck my tongue in her butt hole as far as I could to get more. My wife really loved my tongue going in her butt hole, she actually had an orgasim.
So we have now added this to our morning fun. Now I'd like to try letting her sit over my mouth and poop directly into it after I'm done swallowing her pee.
So beautiful I would love to do that too and I love sucking dicks and eating hot wet cum and some one peeing in my mouth and all over me